Chalupa Batman

i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds

godless heathen

human//being

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Random man sitting @ the bar at work

“You have evil lookin eyes.”

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Why does the lyric “Moana stay on the ground now” bring immediate tears to my eyes every time? 😭

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My dr: This medicine may cause insomnia

Me: hold my pillow

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I don’t like Siri’s tone

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Tell me why this 45 year old woman is prank calling people o. A Wednesday night

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My biggest boomer trait is that I try to talk to text with Siri as if she’s the Circle

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Why tf is Burger King emailing me?

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You ever have spinach dip in between your toes?

I have.

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Carls always finding random portals in my house

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Is there anyone else who hears “lovin on me” by Jack Harlow and automatically thinks “Cinderella” by the cheetah girls? Just me?

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Nothing like a bowl of potato soup and a menty b at 1230 in the morning

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A table at work yesterday said “oh you’re the famous Ashley! We saw the five star review about you.” After sleuthing the internet I’ve come to the conclusion that they are delusional and I am not exceptional 🙃

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Watching killer kids wondering what year my episode will air

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Just saw a “life hack” that claims if you can’t fit your spaghetti noodles into the pot you can just snap them half! Wow who knew?? 🤦‍♀️

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My Face ID only works when I present every chin I own

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If I don’t get to actually see my missed loved ones when I die I’m haunting every soul on earth for the rest of time

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The only time my kids get along is when they are destroying my house before my very eyes

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Macie coloring

“Oh shit. Ohhh shit”

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Just meowing with my kids for hours on end, like a real family

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Anytime I fart I wonder what Terrance and Phillip would have to say about it

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