This is the problem of listening to Junet Mohamed and Gladys Wanga.
You see, ODM would have been able to ride its disagreements and internal issues until the campaign season begins officially next year. Indeed, at the first post-Raila Central Committee meeting, Sifuna himself read the resolution that they had agreed to hold onto the status quo until 2027.
All the party needed was for everyone to acknowledge that Raila hadn't endorsed Ruto for 2027, so we could just do the broad-based thing quietly until 2027.
But the traders and naive deal makers were in a hurry.
The events of this week didn't have to happen. The #SisiNdioSifuna refrain probably wouldn't have been conceived. But the naive enthusiasm of the Junet traders in ODM tried to force Sifuna out, occasioning two uncomfortable scenarios for them;
1. That of party members now placing Sifuna against Oburu on the political weighing scale as competitors for the soul of the party, with disastrous results for the octogenarian.
2. Resurrecting the dormant Gen Z volcano of 2024, which had returned to dormancy because it was leaderless, but has now been offered a leader by the foolish broad-based blind mice.
It will be uncomfortable for government and ODM Transaction Wing moving forward. They must import a lot of teargas. Because the entire progressive body of Kenya has been reawakened and will not sleep again until 2027.
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Okari wedded Betty
Kumbe wife anabinjwa Kremlin hole na Joho
Akagundua. Aka sare marej,
Kyalo ranted hadi DW magazines. Akapewa hadi reality show
Deno DID NOT utter! Quietly remarried and moved on
Today who's the Fool?
Dear Mulamwah, women are toddlers psychologically!
Oops, I'll annoy many but I'm a woman too and choose to make peace with reality
We can be annoying and crazy. Kuna siku niliamkia Mwalimu na Iran weaponry
Turns out I was just ovulating and horny
I was angry that I couldn't feel his grasp subtly around my neck, his breath my redemption scent,
His thumbs tightening around my nipples, loosening my scruples
His shaft uprooting my ovaries and eye contact scanning my soul
All because of DISTANCE!
I was missing him. All I wanted was to wriggle underneath and cry with every thrust
Then listen to Prince Indah and roast people then make love for the umpteenth time
Took a minute to grow up. Enrolled Shule, started writing a book, Went back to Dawn reading, Liberation struggle, Tea... Etc
Then I Healed. All I'm saying is that a woman who acts crazy still loves you
Sharing her nudes is you being a Fool
Especially if she gave you a son. In a relationship there can only be one pussy
Don't be a dwarf cunt Mulamwah
We've seen your Dick and it's an average cock in the midst of Mt. Elgon shrubs
Your comedy crown is Mediocre. Your IQ is laughable, your penis is basic
You're just a paid UDA distraction. But also a lesson to men
Be like Denis Okari.