Kasey Shriver

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

Sent a nice little bag of dog treats to one of my mom’s coworkers thinking she will def know they’re dog treats.. nope. Ate two AND gave one away! 😂

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

I’m always jealous of the drive-thru workers that get to give ice cream and treats to all the puppies. what a great job. Just make sure you ALWAYS take your pup to the drive-thru. 🐶

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

Yesssss prom dresses! I wanna go back 😩

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

I am so proud to be a nurse. Even if we did play cards at work, the entire nursing community would find a way to support each other. But we can also play “see how slow I can walk to bring you your pain meds.”

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

Can hospitals just chill & let me first translate this statement before asking for all of my moneys? We already pay a butt load for health insurance & they pay the hospital hundreds of thousands of dollars.. like what is my measly $4K out of pocket going to so urgently buy?💸

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

Just spent a good hour stalking Billie Eilish. I’m totally fascinated.

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

Every state I go to and mention something weather related to a native: “Yepp, welcome to [state]. It might monsoon tomorrow. You just never know.”

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

I’m convinced the 8 unrelated Facebook friends due in Sept/Oct were all at the same party and got pregnant. For once I have no FOMO.

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

@ahildebrand10 if we still played, I’d dare you to do this.

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Going to be watching this on loop for a bit. #MLB開幕戦

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

My nephew was obsessed with tractors last year and really wanted to go to school, so I got him this sweet backpack. He opened it and said “I don’t wike it” and put it back into the gift bag. Looks like he busted it out for pre-K this year!

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

“I had a cough and runny nose all night so I’m going to go to the doctor today.” 🤦🏻‍♀️ for what? The doc to tell you it’s most likely viral and to go pick up some over the counter meds at the pharmacy?

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

Don’t get me wrong, I love makeup & I love the Kardashians, but don’t you think “self made” is a little extra? #helpmeimpoor

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

I’m over here working my ass off as a college educated nurse trying to pay off student loans while Kylie Jenner is a “self made billionaire” selling makeup.

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

I get it, shit happens.. but WHY ARE THERE SO MANY <18 YEAR OLDS GETTING PREGNANT?!

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

I pay $100/mo for “high speed” internet that has an outage on a 50 degree, sunny, no wind, day in January. You bet I called them and made me give me my $3.66 for today back. Damn. Angry Kasey.

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

My 3 year old nephew has the attitude of a teenage girl, fits of a 2 year old, and farts of a grown man, but he’s SO CUTE.

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

Jordan just went outside to start his car in his towel - Talk about freezing your balls off!

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

@BeccaAnnSchulz My dad completely forgot my bday last year. I waited until 11:45pm to give him one last chance and he didn’t answer. He paid for it this year, literally.

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

@5thYear @BarstoolKU @sarfos_ still gets kicked out of bar for dancing on stairs*

[Kasey Shriver @kaseyshriver]

Fashion bloggers pregnant and always wearing heels.. what filter edits your ankles??