Five things that will be said during the Conor McGregor vs Max Holloway fight
"Green trunks for the southpaw"
"5 year layoff"
"Conor looks gigantic"
"Titanium shinbone"
"Joe I'm really hungry, please rub my big fat belly my name is Daniel Cormier and I love eating food during my time on the commentary desk"
it’s definitely a thing in football discourse where people think they have a deeper understanding of the game if they rate technical players higher than combative ones