Kristen Darby

I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it.

[Kristen Darby @kashdarby]

Sometimes I eat healthy and sometimes I eat rice crispies and easy Mac at 9pm

[Kristen Darby @kashdarby]

“I’ve been in and to a lot of weddings and this is the best wedding make up I’ve ever seen” is hands down the best compliment I’ve ever received 😭😍 I can’t wait to see the pictures bc I was beyond proud of my work today!

[Kristen Darby @kashdarby]

If anyone wants an interesting and exciting day just come to my house. So far I’ve lost Bennett twice, have a random dog here, had a stand off with two Geese and probably almost knocked my power out when I tried throwing a stick at them but hit power lines instead 🙃

[Kristen Darby @kashdarby]

The level of mental exhaustion on Friday afternoons is so real.

Did someone just say something to me? What’s my name? Huh? Say that again.. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Kristen Darby @kashdarby]

I’ll always jam to old T.I

[Kristen Darby @kashdarby]

It’s 2018 and so many cars don’t have turn signals.. crazy

[Kristen Darby @kashdarby]

It’s bad enough when people drive 10 under but the people that block the fast lane also driving 10 under are the worst kind of people! There’s a special place in hell for yall😒

[Kristen Darby @kashdarby]

The month of February has really tested my sanity

[Kristen Darby @kashdarby]

A flat tire on my way to work is not how this day was supposed to go 😐

[Kristen Darby @kashdarby]

Like this morning I woke up with my neck hurting and all I can think about is how I wish my tempurpedic pillow would hurry up and get here 😅🤦🏼‍♀️ #RealLifeGrownUpMoment

[Kristen Darby @kashdarby]

Y’all ever have those “I have officially reached real adult life” moments when you do something really grown up and you want to laugh and cry?

[Kristen Darby @kashdarby]

@tiffanywuebker @webblauren114 There’s no way it can be worse than Comcast 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Kristen Darby @kashdarby]

Y’all.. @comcast had the nerve to charge me $60 for a technician to come to my house WHO WAS SCARED OF MY DOGS AND LEFT! Never stepped one boot in my house..

[Kristen Darby @kashdarby]

I’m a registered gun owner and carry a gun but I’m not shooting people.. this country has a people problem. Not a gun problem. #FloridaShooting

[Kristen Darby @kashdarby]

I told Chase tonight “it’s so nice having a night away from the dogs” like we have kids or something 😂

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One day...

[Kristen Darby @kashdarby]

@tiffanywuebker It’s rough man 😅 three girls, four companies 😬

[Kristen Darby @kashdarby]

I’ve honestly lost count of what all I’ve ate today. I’ve let the real me come out today😂🍕🍇🍰🍤🍟