kashboard confessional

midwest emo baseball punk

[mick @mickidiot]

Let’s list fun facts about ourselves I’ll go first I’m in love with you

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

Mookie and Max Muncy discuss THAT viral Ohtani-Rushing moment in Minnesota 🍿

New episode of On Base: https://t.co/reSMx7wKeg

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[trash jones @jzux]

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no friends. no family. no groom. just me and an open bar

[Barflaan Tedoe 🇱🇷 @The_Barftender]

Maple Grove, MN

[seth @sethsetse]

i will never refer to ChatGPT as “chat”

if I say chat, i’m talking to my imaginary twitch stream

[taylr @taylr]

we just had a mayoral election 3 months ago, and minneapolis rejected omar fateh. low information “voters” should stop making signs like this and start looking in the mirror

[Jessica Palmadessa @JessPalmadessa]

Currently- Child hitting a Kristi Noem pinata in Minneapolis

[ZAYNA🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE @HorrorHijabi]

In Palestine, the phrase “Mourn the Dead and fight like hell for the living” helps us keep moving forward. I ask Americans to resonate with this, empty words can’t help, we must mourn the dead and most importantly we must fight like hell for the living.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@elonmusk name of your obituary inshallah

[taylr @taylr]

sign in loring park - “NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE US - WE HAVE TO SAVE EACH OTHER - NO MAGA - NO ICE”

[ufwamara @phatcatmeowmeow]

“first date is on me” everything is always going to be on you for the rest of your life silly

[A @seattleiminyou]

I’m normal until I develop romantic feelings then I start having evil thoughts and my brain speaks to me in riddles

[my name is no. @no_my_goodness]

my skin is so soft and my lips are so needy and what are you doing so far away from me

[Lyja @yunggbubbless]

double text me white boy