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We're excited to announce the winners of the 2022 gritLIT Short Story Contest!
First Place: "Bleeding Heart" by Nicola Winstanley
Honourable Mention: "What Was Once Wild" by Kasia Merrill
Honourable Mention: "John Mark Martin: A Partial Memoir" by Ioanna Sahas Martin
Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.
Me: How much do I owe?
Gov’t: You have to figure that out.
Me: I just pay what I want?
Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.
Me: What if I get it wrong?
Gov’t: You go to prison
"Nicholas and Louisa Solinas, 47 and 29 respectively, were newlyweds honeymooning in Mykonos when they were canceled for a tasteless Instagram caption. Mr. Solinas worked in private equity; Mrs. Solinas was an interior designer/model/DJ."
"After many close brushes with cancellation, Jeremy Warble, a 30-year-old bartender and drummer, was canceled on Friday after asking exactly zero questions on a Tinder date." https://t.co/d6aCmfptAv
"But now it seems possible that the truth about getting older is that there are fewer and fewer things to make fun of until finally there is nothing you are sure you will never be." - Jenny Offill #WednesdayWisdom
Three cheers for #NBAwards author Tommy Orange, whose debut novel, THERE THERE, was today announced as the winner of the PEN/Hemingway Award! https://t.co/t2z6kxYKLQ
"My thoughts turned to the primitive longings of early man, and I searched in my heart for some remnant of primal wantonness, and since I was looking, I found it."
https://t.co/IQojIUepgb
My company is hiring online ESL teachers! Get paid to work from home and read books with adorable kids halfway across the world. #eslteachers#ESL#Reading#Jobs#jobseekers https://t.co/tgd3MSPGyV