Joel Kasnetz

@kasnetz.bsky.social

[Matt Fuller @MEPFuller]

Eli Lilly is giving ONE PERSON retatrutide through a "compassionate use" program.

The person:

• 79 in April
• overweight
• "well-connected," according to STAT News, given the interest of top health officials

The White House won't say if it's Trump.

https://t.co/1SB4A1pTTq

[Jakub Wiech @jakubwiech]

Powyżej fikcyjna prognoza pogody na 18 sierpnia 2050 roku wyemitowana przez francuską telewizję w roku 2014, co miało przestrzec przed fatalnymi skutkami globalnego ocieplenia.

Poniżej prognoza pogody na 22 czerwca 2026 roku.

Wnioski wyciągnijcie sami.

[House @xx_HouseWins_xx]

House here ,

You are wrong .

[Thomas Kennedy @tomaskenn]

Companies hired by Florida to operate Alligator Alcatraz were notified Monday morning to begin "full demobilization" of the detention camp. More than $1 billion from Florida’s emergency response fund were spent on this grift.

[george glooney @smoothmeatya]

Remember what you’re fighting for

[Sibylle @AHaschi]

Like Pride Rock after Scar took over 😭😭😭

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I wonder if any medieval peasants stayed awake at night replaying awkward conversations

Just lying there in the dark thinking, “I was weird at the well”

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

would love a similar response to the news that the secretary of homeland security is using the government to boost his gas station heroin business

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Paint has begun stripping off the Reflecting Pool just days after Trump's $14 million repainting was finished

https://t.co/bmvfNRTRwi

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Joel Kasnetz @kasnetz]

@Qptc12 @anewdawn_p @AmericanAir @SecDuffy @MWAAHQ I literally don’t know if such a hotel exists also what does doxxing an airline crew actually do

[Joel Kasnetz @kasnetz]

First flight of the day and the crew is "missing" -- like they got abducted by aliens at the Arlington Courtyard Marriott or wherever. I love the humiliation ritual that is flying domestically @AmericanAir @SecDuffy @MWAAHQ

[Joel Kasnetz @kasnetz]

Impressive stack of mediocrity - 3 hours late for unclear reasons and still hawking an upsell on the app

[Joel Kasnetz @kasnetz]

@AmericanAir literally just have enough people to fly the planes i'm begging you

[Emma Ashford @EmmaMAshford]

Is the plan just to post our way out of this?

[Matt Rein @MatthewARein]

The White House™️, brought to you by PolyMarket.

(pc: @PenguinSix)

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

when all is said and done this is easily the one thing Heidecker has produced with any longevity; the parallels to modern AI are fascinating.
this is about the pinnacle of aesthetic sketch comedy. every element is perfect & not a second of it is out of place. + Rudd excels here

[Joel Kasnetz @kasnetz]

@patdennis as good a day as ever to be Jr.'s ❄️ plug