Client: *grabs hand sanitizer from my desk* Sorry I'm so OCD sometimes!
Me, touching all the corners on the door so my dogs don't get hit by a car: haha yeah me too :-)
❗️❕❗️Due to me becoming a citizen this year, my recent unemployment claim has been ignored for weeks 😕Please help me reach 25k retweets so I can get a mattress for my off-campus housing this upcoming fall 😩