kass the sass

coffee enthusiast // fluent in sarcasm, residing in kelowna bc

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my most psychotic Scorpio quirk is waking up Sunday morning & deciding to run 12 km with no training/endurance just to know I can….. whether or not I can walk tomorrow will be the kicker.

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provost liqour store doing their part in keeping the community safe this winter 🥂

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@TELUS why must you have the WORST customer service????? Probably easier to tweet at you then find a phone number on the website of endless loops.

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@WatchDawg39 Comes to 4 cents a piece... seems cheaper then a cigarette 😜

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@TELUS would love to know when I’ll receive my TV gift that was included in my cable/wifi bundle that was set up 2 weeks ago. Currently paying for cable that is not being used cause we don’t have a TV 🙄🥴 .. no update on shipping status

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To follow suit of all the events being cancelled due to the coronavirus I would REALLY appreciate if my half marathon hopped on board too, especially since I should have started training 2 months ago 🥴🥴🥴

[UofA Pandas Hockey @PandasHockey]

FINAL | PANDAS WIN!
Kennedy Ganser leads the way with two points, as the Pandas win their eighth straight game!

Head Coach Howie Draper also picked up his 600th career win tonight!

BOXSCORE: https://t.co/3X2jTQZRJW

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AND they give you free Dasani water bottles which is the grossest bottled water. Rant over.

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Here I thought getting to sit in row 1 of the plane was going to so great, yes I have extra foot room but that was sacrificed by no table tray and sitting RIGHT beside the lavatory, screw business class put me back in economy 🥴

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In true Kass fashion I am leaving for Nashville in about 48hours and have nothing packed and about 50 hours worth of things to do

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@natashaawalters Lol she’s definitely not a replacement..

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Dogs are the best kinds of friends cause they can’t move away from you.... so I bought one, this is Elsie and she is already the BEST

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Packing to go home for 5 weeks has me packing 300 articles of clothing and knowing that in reality I’m going to excessively wear only 5 of those items..

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YEAR ONE ✔️✔️

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@BsbLifestyle101 Hahaha

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Only in Kelowna does gas jump up 14 cents in a matter of 3 hours 🥴🥴

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trying to figure out how an exhausted student (me) is suppose to stay up for the next 24 hours for an ECG test at 8 am tomorrow and still productively go to school for a full day tomorrow. Taking suggestions that do not involve caffeine 🤯🥴

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A few days into babysitting parrots I’ve come to conclude they are similar to having kids. If they don’t like the food they shake their dish, they wake me up before I want to be awake, and they follow you around the house and knock on the doors you close. effective birth control

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just a little fyi big white ski mountain is no table mountain

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can someone just go to the bank one day, pull out their money and close their accounts with them right away?? asking for a friend