kass

she/her libra ☼ aquarius ☾ sagittarius ↑

[kass @kassbennett9]

@mickeastcoast88

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[✧ @cessonmute]

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks.

Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about them again like a sleeper agent

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

so you admit that men's greatest fear is being treated like they’ve treated women?? wow

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

my toxic trait is telling my cat he is a good little boy when he has actually been committing atrocities all day every day

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

You’re telling me that for me to be born it took 1 dad, 1 mom, 4 grandparents, 8 great‑grandparents, 16great‑great‑grandparents… and NONE of them left me even a single plot of land?

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

The happiest women on earth are women with cats

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I hate when you're looking for apartments to rent, you find one reasonably priced and then you realize they're Senior living apartments. I mean, I'm in bed by 9pm and I get up at 5am. I QUALIFY.

[linonootnoot ✶ #1 hall of fame lover @leebitkfn]

HERES THE DATES FOR EACH STATE !!!!

[klaudia @kaludiasays]

i dunno man when they use my money to bomb people in other countries, and kidnap my neighbors into concentration camps, and i cant pay to see doctors or for groceries and it goes on for decades and then you wonder why three generations of young people have given up

[Monie | Chilling With Monie.🌹 @chillwithmonie]

Send all them ICE agents, first! Since they so bad ass.

[arson🌂 @desi0re]

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

[leke @lekeyeh]

the concept of only having two days of out of your week to yourself for the rest of your life

[Vrundaa @Vrundaaa1]

Turning an age when your mom had you is kinda diabolical socially

[Scarlet ᥫ᭡ Arle’s ⚢ @phainomenons]

yall have no idea how evil old ladies really are