guiseppe stromboli

swerving asteroids in my spaceship ♏️ (she/her/they/them)

[guiseppe stromboli @kasshole111]

I’m here for the vibes and I’m down for whatever

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

playing the lilo and stitch sandwich game as a form of therapy

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

[mika @mikasagrada]

ter um bom dia como adulto é literalmente:

• recebeu o salário
• comeu algo gostoso
• ninguém encheu o saco
• voltou para casa
• dormiu:

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe putting 500mg of caffeine in your body will help with your anxiety. there’s really no way to know

[✒️ @Literariium]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[🪶🕷️ ♫⃠ @emongangsta]

It’s ok to be chopped at work

[guiseppe stromboli @kasshole111]

I love when my opps get fat and go bald <3

[guiseppe stromboli @kasshole111]

@gwynethhh__ omw we’re going to afters

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 5x

[miia @miiagarro]

men be scared you're gonna use them for their $147 dollars

[guiseppe stromboli @kasshole111]

Every time I go on vacation I’m reminded how out of shape I am 🫠

[o @acquaintf8]

I love how this pic shows SpongeBob has affection for Plankton, who’s adversarial towards him, and Squidward, who feels hostile indifference. SpongeBob understands that not everyone will like you, but they can still contribute to your wellbeing by being part of the spice of life

[guiseppe stromboli @kasshole111]

Me: wow I’m all caught up and back on track with my finances!

Also me: I should get a new laptop!!!!

[guiseppe stromboli @kasshole111]

omfg they have putt putt spy fox AAAAND FREDDI FISH ON SWITCH?!?!?

[guiseppe stromboli @kasshole111]

I just wanna play my old DS games 😩

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i took a week off work and learned two things:

1. i thrive in a life of leisure.
2. i cannot currently afford a life of leisure.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Please be picky, everything you want exists.