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“That Snow White lookin’ bitch” | Blessed be ✨| Gemini ♊️

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

Just entered this @thrillerrecords contest! Enter here: https://t.co/eZDVoeHmWl

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

Living that SINK household life when all I wanna be is a DINK household

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

This is why we’re still friends because of shit like this

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

The fact this is a real statue a real grown man really put in his real office because he was really proud of doing a really shit thing will never not be really really REALLY hilarious to me. It looks like a parody.

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

If anyone in my network on here is looking for a media trading/buying or media planning role at an agency, DM me 🫶🏻

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

It says a lot about who you are as a person if you shout the first DA-DA DA DA in 1000 Miles or the second DA-DA DA DA. I won’t elaborate.

[Tiger Webb @tfswebb]

@Mrmsutton explaining this to people who are not from sydney is one of life's greatest joys

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

Currently having a menty-b and an actual one.

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

Tiny things that bring me large amounts of joy: the guitar at the and of Fleetwood Mac’s Gypsy.

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

Nothing ✨humbles✨ you more than when you try to unlock apps with Face ID in the morning and it says “um, I do not fucking recognise this puffy bitch who tf is this?!”

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

clingy freeloader

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

In 2016 we went on a trip away and in a group picture we took one of my friends hands looks tiny for some reason and every year since we all relive the moment when it comes up and it literally never stops being one of the funniest things that I’ve ever seen I love it.

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

@AbsolutUS The perfect drink 👌🏻

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

Espresso martini’s and devil babies to match my angel baby. 🖤

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

@realrandalf The prince is living with me temporarily while he gets back on his feet! I’ll pass on the message ☺️

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

Turned 29 this week and had (3) people tell me I am 24.
Confidentially.

I shouldn’t complain but I’m annoyed people think they know more about me, than me.

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

@realrandalf Thank you! Hope you’re well ☺️

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

Me except The Cat Empire and The Car Song at Beat the Drum 2015 💔

[fran. @kissofviolence]

i’m sorry but ptv playing a 9 song set for a tour where they’re a coheadliner and not playing a match into water when it’s one of their most popular songs is literally my villain origin story

[witch bitch 🌙 @kassi_klower]

🦇

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

when women go into their rooms at night and don’t come out until the sun is up. What are they doing in there

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

not having a crush is so boringggg need the zookeepers to lower someone hot into my enclosure for enrichment time