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[𝕂𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚 @kassi_mccormick]

Actual conversation of 8th graders:

Kid 1: we’re all dying
Kid 2: Not really. If you think about it, you’re not actually dying until you reach about 25.

I guess I better start making arrangements since I only have a few good years left 😂😅

[𝕂𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚 @kassi_mccormick]

If y’all see me walking into my adult job with the big bag of pizza rolls and a container of cupcakes for my lunch... myb

[𝕂𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚 @kassi_mccormick]

The first thing a student said to me this morning was “you need to get married.”

I mean yeah, but he didn’t have to come at me like an older relative at family Christmas.

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

Sing it buddy! Watch out for that spider though!!

[𝕂𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚 @kassi_mccormick]

“I know a break up ain’t supposed to be fun, but I’m here at happy hour, happy ours is done.”

Morgan Wallen, you are a genius.

[𝕂𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚 @kassi_mccormick]

A thought: A Coffee Shop right in front of a middle/high school.

The kids think that coffee is trendy, the teachers are too tired to make their own, and the parents would be ready for their second cup by the time they drop their kids off.

It’d be a monopoly fr.

[Hunter Simrall @SimbaSimrall]

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about

[𝕂𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚 @kassi_mccormick]

It was such a tough week, even the clock gave up

[Logan @Lo_LoSinclair]

You know you’re getting older when you avoid getting injured because you’re afraid of the medical bills, not the pain. 😂

[𝕂𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚 @kassi_mccormick]

Yeah love is cool and all, but have you ever stretched out your calves and quads on the second day after leg day? That’s where it’s at.

[𝕂𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚 @kassi_mccormick]

What it’s like having guy best friends

[𝕂𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚 @kassi_mccormick]

I’m still slow, but I’ve shed 2 minutes off my mile time in the past two weeks, and that’s the biggest accomplishment I’ve made post grad 😝

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

when i was 16, my friends and i bought a live lobster, put it on a leash, and walked it around the neighborhood at 2am

[judge drudy @humphrey_drew]

A keg but for chocolate milk

[𝕂𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚 @kassi_mccormick]

Is anybody gonna tell her that all guns fire when the trigger is pulled?

[𝕂𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚 @kassi_mccormick]

I’m tryna see if ink will cure depression 🤔💉