KASTURI

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[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@newsranchi “Bhai bandar bhi quarter maar gaya! 😂🐒🥃 Lagta hai jungle mein Dry Day tha—theke pe aaya, quarter khatam kiya aur bola: ‘Insaanon ko dekh ke toh peena banta hai!’ 💀🤣”

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@MattooShashank “They came with a question,
Jaishankar handed them a mirror. 🪞🔥
No rant, no roar, no lengthy reply—
just one razor-sharp line, and the question learned how to die. 🎤😂
That’s Jaishankar’s wit: calm delivery, surgical sarcasm, devastating timing. 🇮🇳🔥”

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@KKRWeRule Rahul: “Vote Chori!” 🤡
Uncle ji: “Pehle apna voter dhoond lo—phir chori ka rona.” 🗿
Janta ne Congress ko saalon se reject kiya; ab ballot box nahi, Congress ki excuses ki line lambi hai. 💀🔥

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@HindutvaDon_ Rahul: “Vote out Modi!”
BJP: “Thanks for the campaign!” 🤣
Rahul’s rallies: BJP’s free publicity tour. 💀
Dimagi Naxals: “Self-goal? At this point, even Modi must be wondering why his biggest campaigners are wearing the opposition’s jersey.” 🤡🔥

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@DilipKu24388061 शरिया चाहिए तो पूरा पैकेज चाहिए ना भा�� 😏
4 शादी के लिए हदीस याद, लेकिन सज़ा की बारी आते ही संविधान याद? 😂
ये शरिया नहीं, “फायदा मेरा—नियम तुम्हारा” पैकेज है। 🤡

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@NimaYamini We should thank these bloody bast**ds for “controlling” their terrorists—a factory manufacturing the problem, then demanding applause for stopping its own products at the gate. 🤡
Manufacture. Export. Intercept. Demand a medal. What a f**king self-own.

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@JIX5A “Jesus Cave”No historical evidence of Jesus ever being there,but apparently a cave+imagination=archaeology. At this rate,in a few years they’ll be selling tickets to the“Jesus Meditation Experience.”Stop this nonsense Hindustan’s ancient spiritual heritage isn’t yours to rewrite.

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@IAjitDoval_IND “Had we not controlled them, terrorists would be roaming New York and London.” 😂

Pakistan’s “terror factory” knows production, distribution—and apparently quantity as well as quality control too. 🤡🔥

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@Worldhcker Ajit Doval:decades of intelligence service,field experience, and India’s NSA since 2014.🇮🇳🔥
Rahul Gandhi questioning Doval’s abilities?😂
No need for a medical diagnosis—Rahul’s problem looks more like a chronic shortage of common sense and a severe case of résumé blindness.🤣🔥

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@KirenRijiju “Some victories fill the record books;
some become a chapter in history.
Today, Bharat’s daughters did both—
and made the tricolour rise with pride.” 🇮🇳🥇🔥

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@yajnshri Nani taught her the ways of the world, and now she’s teaching Nani the ways of “Add to Cart.” 😂❤️
Grandmas raise us, grandkids update them! 👵📱👧✨

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@TRobinsonNewEra If specific teachings are being invoked to justify segregation,misogyny, or violence,those teachings deserve scrutiny—not a free pass because they’re religious.
Condemn the ideology where it promotes harm.
Hold criminals accountable, &hold every ideology accountable too. 🔥

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@MeghUpdates Hero banne aaya tha,
Teacher ne bola: “Pehle ID dikhao, Avengers baad mein join karna.” 😂🔥
10 seconds mein hero se suspect bana diya! 🤣

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@EternalFaithEO Hinduism doesn’t have one universal command saying, “Worship only this God.”
Yet one ancient text is presented as the voice of all Hindus. 🤡
Bible: Deuteronomy 17:2–5 — death for worshipping other gods.
Same scrutiny. Or does “context” suddenly become your favourite word? 😉⚡

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@Crazyunfill94 Keep your beliefs, but respect the country you choose to live in. 🇩🇪

Integration means adapting—not making the host country adapt to you.

You moved to Germany. Germany didn’t move to you. 😏🇩🇪

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@NewsAlgebraIND Meloni: “Respect the country you chose to live in.” 🇮🇹

Somehow, that becomes controversial. 😏

Move to a country → enjoy its freedoms → demand it accommodate your rules.
Apparently, “integration” now means the host country integrating into your culture. 🤡

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@PoornimaNimo Apparently, a few hours of waiting is a national crisis when the government is involved—but a full-blown endurance test becomes “worth it” when an iPhone is waiting at the finish line. 😂📱

So the real problem was never the wait… it was who was making them wait. 🎯

[Ajit Doval ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ🇮🇳 @IAjitDoval_IND]

I Support Narendra Modi

Repost if you do.

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@KalamCenter 12 years old. No weapon. No power. Just courage.🇮🇳
Baji Rout stood before an empire and refused to bow.
His sacrifice reminds us:courage isn’t measured by age,but by what you’re willing to stand for.
They silenced the boy,but his courage still speaks to generations.🙏🇮🇳
Jai Hind.

[KASTURI @kasturi_rose]

@jcrabtree West: “We invented maths.” 🤓
India: “Cool story. Now open the history book.” 😂🇮🇳
Baudhāyana: ~800 BCE
Āryabhaṭa: 499 CE
Brahmagupta: 628 CE

West: “Our invention!”
India: “Sure bro… just return the homework before the teacher notices the dates.” 💀😂🇮🇳