kristiani

dirga calls me mama syalala (bukan janda)

[kristiani @kasurderella]

@meggy18_ Atau memperbaiki selera humor (sumpah b tllu receh)

[kristiani @kasurderella]

Seangkatan ratusan, tapi satupun gak ada yang selera humornya sama kayak saya

[kristiani @kasurderella]

Shit like this actually makes me happy

[kristiani @kasurderella]

Shoes smell bad ya dicuci jancuk https://t.co/PlfJfCKIiZ

[kristiani @kasurderella]

Upset (adj.)
When it's midnight and your boyfriend send this picture and you can only focus on the word 'fat'

[Joko Widodo @jokowi]

"Pak Jokowi, ada informasi penting yang perlu kami sampaikan," kata seorang wartawan di Bandara Soekarno-Hatta, pagi tadi.

Ada apa?

"Selamat ulang tahun, Bapak!" katanya diikuti yang lain. 😀

Terima kasih 🙏. Harapan kita sama: Indonesia maju, sejahtera, adil, dan makmur.

[kristiani @kasurderella]

@Prambors Kata pertama aku waktu masih bayi bukan papa, atau mama. Tapi taif (Westlife/weslaif). Karna dari lahir bahkan saat masih dikandungan, mama dengerin terus lagunya mereka

[kristiani @kasurderella]

#InfinityWar #spoilers

[kristiani @kasurderella]

My nephew, everyone. #thuglife

[kristiani @kasurderella]

@FunnyQuotees This disgust me

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

look for the girl with the broken smile

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

"Girls are hard to satisfy?" A flower? A note? A cute caption on a picture? A car ride? A surprise? Ice cream? Literally, anything.

[kristiani @kasurderella]

@FunnyQuotees Wowowo..

[kristiani @kasurderella]

When it was wrong to self defense, and you got hit more and more cause you defense yourself

[febii @englishroOse]

@restanirmala dkt sm tmn office dlu. Abis jln doi ngasih tau kalo doi duda beranak 1. Tmn ga ada yg ngasih tau kalo dia duda pdhl udh baper😭

[kristiani @kasurderella]

Jangan pernah have a crush on dosen kamu.
Ntar pas asistensi susah. Tangan gemetaran, suaranya serak-serak. Ditatap malah kringatan.
#StudentProblems

[kristiani @kasurderella]

I do remember you 😭

[Firgiawan @seterahdeh]

milenium: 1000 tahun
abad: 100 tahun
dekade: 10 tahun
windu: 8 tahun
iya maaf, aku ga akan ngulangin lagi: 1 hari

[kristiani @kasurderella]

Pengen punya pohon tabebuya🙂

[kristiani @kasurderella]

I'm sorry for being mean. I just dont know how and what to talk to you