kat

ich und was ich denke?

[kat @kat172113]

ich liebe liebe liebe meinen boyfriend

[kat @kat172113]

do muss i gleich einfach so horsen wie n pissrace.
was eigentlich noch witziger isch, isch racen wie n horsepiss
m.M.n.

[ً @wtffrio]

🫥

[kat @kat172113]

schneckapatzi mehrli schobn

[kat @kat172113]

vallah, mashallah, inshallah
was gibts noch für shallahs??

[kat @kat172113]

wasser isch des eiweißhaltigste getränk überhaupt, weil im wasser, da bumsen die fische

[kat @kat172113]

also die tomaten schmecken jo einfach nach garnix.
herrlich

[kat @kat172113]

do hob i de deofloschn unter da irxe und es pfuffat ned

[kat @kat172113]

rostbiff

[kat @kat172113]

nix nicht

[girlsay. @_GirlSay]

My dad literally told me he'd rather girls kts instead of getting an abortion.

[rose @wynrosei]

Do you realize how badly you have to treat a mammal to stop it from reproducing?

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Boyfriend gonna wish he didnt come over

[⋆⭒˚.⋆ may ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @crimsonfemmme]

let’s all just die

[Cordelia may love🧸 @cordeliamaylove]

Animal rescuers — 84.5% women
Animal abusers — 80% men
Living organ donors — 80% women
Living organ recipients — 80% men
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Gender that kills them — 90% men

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