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“hi my name is Kate but sometimes people call me Kat 3” - probably 6lack if his name was Kate

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

My grocery store is out of Old Bay. How does one let this happen in Maryland?!? 🦀

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

I think I’m a twintrovert. I need my twin to gain energy. 👯‍♀️

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

My apologies to the Postal Service for not knowing the exact weight of each of the 96 k-cups I sent through the mail. I should have known better…

[Alli Borisek @allipack12]

I love Taylor, but the fact she couldn’t have done this one night earlier ☠️💔

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

Hangry Joe’s is not fast like I was expecting… starting to get…. hangry

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

When your sis is telling you about a new friend but you have already met and they owe you $40…

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

Math is important.

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

Cheers to being 28… I just got denied alcohol in Indiana because they thought my Virginia ID was fake

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

Today I’m the type of sister that sets off the smoke alarm to wake up my siblings. 🔥

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

When your grandmother rinses out the bowl before you are done eating the brownie batter 😢

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

Got to work and saw a little gift bag with what looked like a bottle of bourbon in it on my desk… turned out to be a glass bottle of Vermont’s finest maple syrup. Can’t decide if I’m disappointed or excited for pancakes?

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

The trip from FLL to DCA takes a lot longer when your plane doesn’t have wings and is a car.

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

It was a put face mask on, pass out, and wake up to wash it off 5 hours later kind of week.

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

@AlecCepeda I agree. Warm cookies heal the soul. 🥰

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

Just discovered my dad doesn’t like warm cookies fresh from the oven. How did my siblings and I turn out normal?

…are we normal?!?

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

When a guy asks you to run 10 miles with him you should run…

Away. Not with him.

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

I just became superstitious. My sister says free nuggets if they score and then the caps scored. It would still be 0-0 if she kept her damn mouth shut 🤬

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

I just discovered I can now cut up fruit at mom speed... 🔪 🍉

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

Stairs. The friendly reminder I am not in cardiovascular shape even though I ran 19 miles last Saturday...

[K🐝 @kat3bee]

Today’s run went like:

Mile 1: sunny and stupid humid
Mile 2: cloudy and stupid humid
Mile 3: light rain
Mile 4: torrential downpour
Mile 5: sunny and stupid humid