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a charcuterie board of illness

[kat 🧸 @kat44544]

If you walk around school wearing your mask below your nose, don’t even look at me, plague rat.

[kat 🧸 @kat44544]

NOODLES AND COMPANY CHANGE THE RECIPE BACK FOR THE PARMESEAN CRUSTED CHICKEN. IT IS TOO SPICY NOW. TOO PEPPERY. PLS ITS MY SAFE FOOD

[kat 🧸 @kat44544]

Hey so @jimmyjohns love ya’ll, but why is the $8.99 meal deal immediately $9.99

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Taking a T break is hard as fuck when you use weed to help your chronic pain, migraines, nausea, sleep, and anxiety🧍‍♂️

[kat 🧸 @kat44544]

Of course daylight savings happens on international women’s day. We get 83¢ on the dollar, and 23hrs on the day.

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@arbyshatepage I know you’re scared of needles I’ll hold ur hand

[kat 🧸 @kat44544]

Babies r too young, it hasn’t earned the right to pronouns yet.

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My brother in Christ, you are in row 59, but by all means please jump up and grab your bags immediately after the plane parks

[kat 🧸 @kat44544]

Now this is the 2025 wrapped I wanna see

[kat 🧸 @kat44544]

@arbyshatepage Grace is this black box die

[grace ゜✧*̣̩☽⋆゜ @arbyshatepage]

i could grow this in 3-5 business days why is it sold out

[kat 🧸 @kat44544]

@arbyshatepage Hey grace, so this is integral to my quality of life and I will be requiring one!

[kat 🧸 @kat44544]

Twitter .com how do we feel about the bob

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It’s crazy some words are in English in diff languages, like I’m hearing a plane announcement and it’s just *German, German, German* “nevertheless” *German, German*

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Hey so if you ever hypothetically have a canister that you’ve put dry ice in to keep medication frozen while traveling, don’t put the lid on too tight. And if you hypothetically put it on too tight, DONT run it under water. Or else it may, hypothetically, explode🧍‍♂️

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So after I broke my toe, my girlfriend brought me a care package with this card☠️

[kat 🧸 @kat44544]

Fuck it, hello kitty crutches

[kat 🧸 @kat44544]

I broke my toe today by dropping a fucking SMIRNOFF ICE on my foot

[kat 🧸 @kat44544]

“You’re on a lot of medications, you must like, have an illness” Gold star for you buddy, good job

[kat 🧸 @kat44544]

I wish I was as funny as Brennen Lee Mulligan