KatSam

working part-time at the five and dime (my boss is Mr. McGee)

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Rep. Olszewski to Marco Rubio: "I may have to get you a new pair of glasses because the facts are right in front of you, and it seems like malpractice for the Secretary of State to not be able to see this president and his family enriching themselves by billions of dollars."

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Maybe he’ll die and that’ll be our nations 250th year birthday gift.

[Abhishek B R @abhitwt]

Every company’s AI workflow rn be like 😭💀

[KatSam @katSam93]

@katienotopoulos CBS gonna figure out real quick that the brand was the reputation of their reporters, and without those trusted reporters, there is no brand.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Just take the Albanian Island deal. Jared and Ivanka secured a $1.4 billion resort on Sazan, a protected island on state land. By his own account, he was introduced to Albania's prime minister on the Rothschilds' yacht. Ivanka called the place a "private island" they "discovered." Albanian prosecutors have now opened a corruption inquiry into how that land lost its protected status.

[Blake Allen @Blake_Allen13]

Just like I was talking about yesterday: Screwworm has now been detected in the United States and it’s going to be very difficult and very expensive to contain this. It’s going to hurt farmers & ranchers and also drive up the cost of meat

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

Daily Beast: Victor Marx, the frontrunner in Colorado’s Republican primary for governor, said he killed someone when he was 7 years old and then refused to answer how many more lives he may have taken.

Link to article: https://t.co/qGlVlnStri

[Alexander Browder @Alexbrowder_]

Proud to be the first high school student in the world to ever be sanctioned by an authoritarian regime for uncovering corruption. It just proves that the work I’ve done to expose Russias sanctions evasion stablecoin, A7A5, has touched a raw nerve.

https://t.co/b0voHBkqG7

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

don’t invite me to the function unless this is the vibe

[Mark Warner @MarkWarner]

It seems there is an entirely different set of rules for Republicans and Democrats.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

fuck my shitty chungus medieval fucking hedgehog life

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

I’m not here to spread conspiracy theories. But I am here to ask journalists who made age & fitness the most covered issue of 2024 why they don’t seem to care

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[Tree @ATree_Official]

should I start an OnlyTrees

[Manoco @Moonlighhy]

Don't let the hippo's cute appearance fool you.😍