Katie, Version B

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[Katie, Version B @kat_alg]

And on day 9,425, I met him.

[Katie, Version B @kat_alg]

Go! https://t.co/lN6RCXvH2g
@MuckyPub @james_burandt @Average5HeadTTV @4everOutOfPlace @Aamir60756914 @VictoriKeef @NippzAblazin @teresajean54 @nerdynedra23 @JennyzAdventure

[Katie, Version B @kat_alg]

Seize the time !
@MuckyPub @james_burandt @Average5HeadTTV @4everOutOfPlace @Aamir60756914 @VictoriKeef @NippzAblazin @teresajean54 @nerdynedra23 @JennyzAdventure

[Katie, Version B @kat_alg]

Official website: https://t.co/wDLyC49xiO
@zachfife @james_burandt @KellyHillyard1 @Aamir60756914 @VictoriKeef @SaturnAdair @NippzAblazin @NotFarGone @teresajean54 @Robelieve

[Katie, Version B @kat_alg]

Official website: https://t.co/wDLyC49xiO
@zachfife @james_burandt @KellyHillyard1 @Aamir60756914 @VictoriKeef @SaturnAdair @NippzAblazin @NotFarGone @teresajean54 @Robelieve

[Katie, Version B @kat_alg]

@nicolegrace19 @james_burandt

[ESPN @espn]

Michael Scott owes Josh Hart some money 😂 (via @Lakers)

[Shahed Amanullah @shahed]

If you feel sad today, just imagine Mike Pence swearing 2 women into Congress with the Qur'an

[Katie, Version B @kat_alg]

If anyone is doing the classic Hugh Hefner costume this year, can we make it a more up-to-date version? Like a "Hugh Hefner rotting in Hell" costume please? K thanks.

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

Her body language is telling the entire story.

RETWEET IF YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?

[Katie, Version B @kat_alg]

Oh shit. I have an attractive husband. I own a home. I have a STEPSON and my favorite place to shop is JOANN'S. I am RUINED!!

[Katie, Version B @kat_alg]

I have reached the pinnacle of white woman mediocrity: my favorite place to shop is Joann Fabrics.

[Katie, Version B @kat_alg]

Too perfect for words.

[Katie, Version B @kat_alg]

Excellent quality Halloween meme

[Hoff Matthews @HoffMatthews]

The closest you can get to knowing what it’s like to be a ghost is listening to a podcast where the hosts are trying to remember a piece of trivia that you know

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

REPUBLICANS: who can be sure about what happened 36 years ago

ALSO REPUBLICANS: when the founding fathers put a comma in this sentence they meant we can have assault rifles

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Call me crazy, but I think having 17 year-olds worry that any sexual assault they commit now might follow them around for the rest of their lives would be a GREAT thing

[Katie, Version B @kat_alg]

Holy shit I love my husband. Yall seriously have no idea how much I love being married to him. ❤

[Scott Westerfeld @ScottWesterfeld]

Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies.

[Katie, Version B @kat_alg]

I am very concerned about the direction this timeline is going....

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

I'm here to rock this bitch! 🤘🏼