Two kids at church kept scaring me today. They'd crawl creepily upsidedown saying "spiiiider," and jump out of nowhere so I asked them why they felt the need to scare me so much. The oldest sister said "I just feel the need to scare everyone"
I told her to follow her dreams.
While checking out at dollar tree today some girl got behind me yelling "like bitch, how am I even codependent?" on the phone. This came from the same person that started that same call right next to me with "oh nothing, you know I always call you when I'm shopping at DT" ๐ค๐คจ