Kat🐱 Bair🐻

“top 1% of Taylor Swift fans worldwide” (Spotify)

[Kat🐱 Bair🐻 @kat_bair]

@a_kuehler You’re doing great. They’re weirdos

[Kat🐱 Bair🐻 @kat_bair]

@Anthropologie “Received for Christmas” as in a gift. For Christmas. I obviously don’t have the order number. Get a chatbot that can read.

[Kat🐱 Bair🐻 @kat_bair]

Hey @Anthropologie - I received this mug for Christmas. It has a sticker on the bottom that says it is "dishwasher and microwave safe" (I made sure to check because of the gold paint). I put it in the microwave & it immediately started sparking. This is extremely dangerous.

[Kat🐱 Bair🐻 @kat_bair]

I reached out to customer service, and they offered to reship the item(?)

So, pls don't sell these with this sticker, because without it I just wouldn't have risked it & skipped the microwave. And if you have one of these mugs - don't trust the sticker.

[Kat🐱 Bair🐻 @kat_bair]

Tell us what you were like in high school using movie characters only.

I was not popular y’all. That shit is cuter when Julia does it 😂🙃

[Jennifer Erin Valent 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @JenniferEValent]

Tell us what you were like in high school using movie characters only.

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Recently I learned that 50% of men surveyed believe they could land a commercial aircraft in an emergency and knowing this is helping me understand a lot of the emails I get at work.

[Kat🐱 Bair🐻 @kat_bair]

@AnonymousNapkin @taylorsschumann This is a very fair read and highlights the reality that most of the weird shit ppl say is about them not about you haha

[Kat🐱 Bair🐻 @kat_bair]

@Rylie_Smiles @taylorsschumann They hadn’t invented fondling in her time

[Kat🐱 Bair🐻 @kat_bair]

@JuliaJuliagulia @clhubes Yeah I have twins. And unfortunately only one set of eyeballs

[Charlotte. @charlotteirene8]

I keep reading "It's Giving Tuesday" as It's Giving "Tuesday"

[Kat🐱 Bair🐻 @kat_bair]

@clhubes US TO A TEE

[Kat🐱 Bair🐻 @kat_bair]

@sewistwrites We have infant twins who we literally call “wiggles” and “spud”

No needless to say we have one of each

[Kat🐱 Bair🐻 @kat_bair]

@SierraThomander @michelleliro @bastard_brian It’s a great inspiration! I’m sure that was at least partially it subconsciously for me! I loved that character!

[Kat🐱 Bair🐻 @kat_bair]

@michelleliro @bastard_brian The oldest sister who was an expert engineer and tied her hair up in a ribbon when she needed to think.

Classic but not common, from a book series that was huge when we (early 30s) were children/tweens.

[Kat🐱 Bair🐻 @kat_bair]

@michelleliro @bastard_brian OH MY GOD VIOLET FROM SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS. THATS IT

[Kat🐱 Bair🐻 @kat_bair]

@NoelJnks I think for a good chunk of college kids (younger version of self included) you can get so wrapped up in your own bs that you truly forget that anyone who is not a college student is a whole ass human being. Sorry they were shitty and it was a hard day ❤️

[Kat🐱 Bair🐻 @kat_bair]

Currently: expensive and inconvenient.

15 years from now: hilarious.

[Kat🐱 Bair🐻 @kat_bair]

My son had to get an ultrasound on his head today bc it’s very big

He’s fine, and I spent the whole test imagining telling his future dates he had such a big head as a baby that they made me take him to the hospital to run tests on him and it turned out he just had a big head