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[helena riley @freshhel]

Goldilocks was crazy I love her..imagine breaking into someones house and being like. Umm this chair fucking sucks

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

me (angrier than i’ve ever been in my entire life): no worries, all good!

[gummybear nalgon® @the_chaparrin]

College group projects be like:

[Livy @ms_livyyy]

The rage I feel when people are in the kitchen at the same time as me isn’t normal

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

“what do your tattoos mean?” that i am cool

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

If you wish to be loved, then love.
If you wish to be appreciated, then appreciate.
If you wish to be respected, then respect.

[richard @RichardSmiiith]

how tf am I an essential worker ??

[Chloé @ChloeStillwell]

My toxic trait is thinking I need a caffineted drink every time I leave my house

[J @judith_ism]

Normalize girls putting their records on

[justin @farringt0n]

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

[Jonathan Rittgers @jonrittgers]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if the house is 73 and you want it to be 68 turning the thermostat down to 60 doesn’t get you to 68 any quicker

and by idk who I mean my wife

but I can’t tell her because she is pregnant and scares me

[Amanda Deibert @amandadeibert]

Teacher asking the kids what things are a circle. A boys says “football” teacher starts to explain why that is incorrect.

Then Dad pops on, clear English accent “uh, actually...”
#😂😂

[Richie Floyd @richiejfloyd]

In a training on how we'll perform school shooter drills while maintaining social distancing

[Tracey Carnazzo @TrixieTuzzini]

No one:

Guy on dating app: The baby in the pictures is my nephew.

[Chris 💫 @chriistiandiorr]

u ever smell the air and it smells like the third grade scholastic bookfair on a chilly tuesday in october of 2007

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Telling little black girls you love their hair>>>>>

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

In public coughing is like the new shitting ur pants

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Small penis, for sure.