Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID
Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document
Just because we messed with the same guy does NOT mean we’re on the same level… respectfully you could never be me and disrespectfully I would never want to be you babe.