Kathleen

I AM OKAY

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

@saucyycam @clarecannoteven

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

@clarecannoteven *snaps*

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

Still bitter that NONE of my patients were watching the royal wedding today

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

@clarecannoteven Omg girl. same!

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

@DELLi_meat Can u plz be a comedian?

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

*having a nice lunch with my mother*
Me: I’m low key mean
Mom: No, Kathleen. You’re not low key
Thanks for keeping it real, Lor 🤘

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

@athletekim Someone please give her a loaf of bread

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

I do this thing where I complete errands in my trainers. Because grocery shopping in my new balances totally counts as a run

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

@clarecannoteven You used the wrong meat in your first text

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

In need of retail therapy and a pan of brownies asap

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

@clarecannoteven Sell ur kidney on the black market

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

@athletekim Ugh look at that autocorrect. Smh.

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

@athletekim I️ live for this stuff. Keep it coming.

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

@athletekim Retweet

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

@clarecannoteven Ur welcome

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

Literally sobbed on my drive home because the person ahead of me was driving 10 mph under the speed limit. Still not over it.

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

@aminah_mck @clarecannoteven omg I️ love this too much

[Kathleen @kat_in_da_hat01]

@clarecannoteven *devils horns begin to emerge*

[Steph Beckett @stephlbeckett]

Me, while trying to get to my seat while stepping on toes & hitting people w my bookbag:
Oh god sorry
Excuse me
Oops
Hate myself
Excuse me