Kate Kane

*parody account* Sister of Alice, Cousin of Bruce Wayne, engaged to @CapJnrPride, Protector of Gotham.

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@paragon_ofhope “I mean, it would’ve been a good story, but you couldn’t have Kara and Supergirl there.” She smirked again. “I just came checking on things.”

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@paragon_ofhope

Kate wandered into the reception area of CatCo Media and sauntered over to the desk.

“Hey. Is Kara Z… Danvers available please?” She enquired, leaning nonchalantly against the desk.

“Who’s calling?” The receptionist peered at her, a slightly supercilious(c)

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@paragon_ofhope “What brought me?” She smirked, “A dragon. Then the remainder on my bike because arriving on a dragon would be a) showing off and b) induce mass panic.”

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@CapJnrPride “Our pool?”

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

She wonders if @CapJnrPride is around.

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@CapJnrPride “Well, you’re not the woman who invited me to a naked jacuzzi party for two the first night we met.”

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@CapJnrPride “No. Not normal for you. Have you banged your head? Been magicked? Spent too much time with a particularly prudish team mate?”

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@CapJnrPride “You’re behaving weirdly.”

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@paragon_ofhope It took a few minutes but then Kate ambled through the door.

“Hey , Kara.” She nodded. “Nice office. Floor-to-ceiling windows. Must give a good view.”

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@LyshaMauricex3 @RichieCargill //I’m jealous as hell.

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@CapJnrPride She squinted at her.

“Are you alright?”

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@CapJnrPride “You’ve been gone weeks.”

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@CapJnrPride “Why?”

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@CapJnrPride That was more like it. Been gone weeks and the first thing she gets is a ‘sup?’ Talk about disappointed. This was better.

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@CapJnrPride “You never did before.”

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@CapJnrPride “Then you’re doing a lot of standing around. I thought you were an action woman?”

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@CapJnrPride “Oh… you don’t?”

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@CapJnrPride “You need to sort out what you should be doing with those lips.”

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@CapJnrPride “Seriously?” A deeper frown. “You’ve been gone *ages* and when you get back your first greeting is ‘Sup?’”

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@CapJnrPride “Yep.”

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@CapJnrPride “Say?” She frowned. “Do.”

[Kate Kane @kat_kano]

@CapJnrPride “Sup?” She blinked. “That’s the best you’ve got?”