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a human being incapable of making choices and decisions ft. impulsiveness....so bear with me...🫠.

[tiramisu @flowrfel]

i could never cut sugar i need that sweet treat or i go insane

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

can't explain it but 2015-2020
seemed a lot longer than 2020-2026

[love, ife. @ifeoluw_a]

i need a job where i get paid well and actually have fun while doing it.

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

when life is so boring even using phone became boring too

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me trying to decide if I should sleep or not cause I love sleeping but I love my free time at night even more

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

How anti-social are you?

I can stay in my house for a whole week straight without getting bored as long as I have food and good internet.

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

My problem is that I want the job without doing the interview😭 like, just trust me, I’m good!

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

forever in a rush to get home, and do nothing, but lay down.

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

girls want plates shaped like bowls

[💗 @ma1ybe]

I know this is gonna piss so many people off but there is a popular saying on the Chinese internet says "Even a top tier man is just an average woman". Someone wrote "A man who doesn't smoke, doesn't cheat, doesn't drink, doesn't gamble, no criminal records, stable job, cooks, cleans, emotionally stable, kind to his family is a kind of man that's so rare, but honestly every one of my female friends meets that standards and even more, so yeah even the best man is just an average woman" omg Shakespeare could never!!!😭😭

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Don’t you hate when you’re in the middle of reading a tweet and the page auto-refreshes and you lose it forever.

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

the whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because i will be up till 5am if the book is worth it-

[All About Introverts @AllAbIntroverts]

Do you agree with this?

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

me all day: me when it's bed time:

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

re-reading a book isn't enough. i need to delete it from my brain and experience it for the first time again.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

When your alarm hasn't gone off but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious