Kat Sperry

finally carefree ♥

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

I LIKE HOW I'M SITTING IN THE BACK SEAT OF *MY* CAR. SO AWESOME. NOOE. I DON'T WANNA SIT NEXT TO MY BOYFRIEND. NOPE.

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

When you ask me to watch your kid b/c he's "too sick to leave the house" and I do, then leave LATE because of you, to bring-

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

my man lunch only to come back n see everyone, including YOUR "SICK" KID, are not here. #seriously

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

Wait wait wait.. You tell me I do nothing in the house... Then ask me a favor knowing I have to bring my man lunch at 1.. and then come -

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

back late because you and your best friend were busy taking selfies..soo... Explain to me why I shouldn't knock your teeth out? #butreally

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

Okay. Next time you need to go to the hospital, don't ask me for a ride. #forgivebutneverforget

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

When you hear casual country music in VIP. #what #notquitefitting

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

Nights like this always end in me feeling depressed. #fabulous

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

#fml

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

#leftout

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

Playing pool would be Soooo much fun if I dudnt suck.. #failure

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

It's so fucking hard living this way.. #anxiety #insecurities #noselfesteem #worstcasescenario #TRUTH

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

Pretty girl is suffering while he confesses everything..

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

Guess whose back bitchessssssss

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

Why does it seem people on welfare breed the most? Anyone??

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

What? She has a kid.. ?Is it bad I legitimately believed that because she did so many drugs that it kinda slimmed those chances..? #whoops

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

"I'M NEVER GONNA HAVE KIDS. EW" *3 years later, has 2* #karma #enjoy

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

@sarahhh65 but really, its hilarious. they're probably doing the same amount, if not more, drugs they did in high school. #THROWBACKPREMOMS

[Kat Sperry @kat_tastrophy]

I like how all the whores I went to school with all have babies n are like "ohemgee what is this kids problem?!" BAHAHA! be miserable slut!