Sarah

Just me

[Sarah @kat_vs_theworld]

@TimKring you're a dick. Heroes is shit and I'm being forced to watch it

[Suffolk Police @SuffolkPolice]

Police are currently at the scene of a serious road traffic collision on the A1071 in Hintlesham. The road is currently closed in both directions.

https://t.co/0rh6vHlzJu

[Sarah @kat_vs_theworld]

Let’s destroy our friendship! #BoardKings https://t.co/SoPmqZwTrd https://t.co/SoPmqZwTrd

[Sarah @kat_vs_theworld]

I voted for the next @OCEARCH shark to be named http://t.co/zi5o2OVlmp #FinleyTheShark

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The finalists for my "Greatest Tweeters of the month" award are: @TheTweetOfGod & @GSpellchecker
Vote Now
RT for God
Favourite for Godless

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Please don't RT this onto anyone's timeline who doesn't follow me. It really, really annoys them. Thanks.

[Sarah @kat_vs_theworld]

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[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Imagine if this pointless Tweet got a RT.

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

RT @OMGFactsSex The earth could be re-populated to its current level using the number of sperm that could fit into an aspirin capsule.

[Sarah @kat_vs_theworld]

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[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

A Christian telling an atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they wont get any presents from Santa

[Sarah @kat_vs_theworld]

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[Sarah @kat_vs_theworld]

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[Sarah @kat_vs_theworld]

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[Ryan Cleveland @Ryan__cleveland]

Im kind2 all but Showing up2 my home which is supposed to be a private & safe place is crossing the line. My roommates must hate me. FML

[Sarah @kat_vs_theworld]

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[Sarah @kat_vs_theworld]

@timminchin well, how do they do it then?
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[col @Colettegeo_]

Pete Doherty is a top lad, fucking love him.

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

Elephants have been used as executioners for centuries in South and Southeast Asia! Details ---> http://t.co/oEswa76o