When the courthouse isn’t open Saturday or the one day your off because it’s Presidents’ Day... and you still need to get your marriage license 💩😵🤦🏻♀️ #ohfun#countdownToCapranica
Went to the bar last night to listen to a band for my wedding and ordered one drink... they asked me for my ID about 10 times and then tried to tell me I had a fake one... you don’t know how hard I almost fought a bitch over a shitty beer... #goodlord 😂
So I keep getting emails from Uber about the money I make as a driver... funny thing is I got drunk one night and downloaded the Uber driver app instead of the One to get a ride... some how gave them my information to pass a background check and was excepted as an Uber driver 😂