Cap'n Kurtz

they need to make more movies based on songs

[Cap'n Kurtz @KatanaCeo]

@willmenaker @bad_takes I love book an appointment with a specialist only to find out they need a recommendation from my Primary care physican then go back to the specialist only to find out they don’t take my specific type of insurance unless the physician filled out a specific form.

[sah @soundlikesex]

when a judge ordered young dolph to look over a troubled teen (2016)

[Cap'n Kurtz @KatanaCeo]

@annakhachiyan Redscare is basically a LOLCOW now

[The Sinister Gringo @connecticut_guy]

Why’d you cheat on your wife and ruin the podcast

[Cap'n Kurtz @KatanaCeo]

not every piece of media needs to be Disco Elysium

[Thea 🏳️‍⚧️🦘 @TeddyisVenn]

My biggest problem with cyberpunk 2077 so far that isnt the fact its terrible at being a role playing game is that it lacks any socialist or communist movements. That will always be the flaw in western made media that critiques the flaws of capitalism. It will never actually

[Mr. Make It Happen @SupportThaNawf]

We have to say “Mississippi” after each number

[Cap'n Kurtz @KatanaCeo]

@ChrisVanHollen Run for majority lead

[Cap'n Kurtz @KatanaCeo]

@rowanfornow @PlsWatchGundam Gamergate is more important then the economy*

[Cap'n Kurtz @KatanaCeo]

@rowanfornow @PlsWatchGundam Ever since Elon bought twitter all of crank republicans on twitter have you had gained 20k bot followers who agree with them that gamergate is more then economy but don’t understand that’s not how it works

[Cap'n Kurtz @KatanaCeo]

@ettingermentum Kenny powers is 100% a Obama/Trump voter

[Cap'n Kurtz @KatanaCeo]

@EylonALevy We remembered the USS Liberty, dipshit! Time to finance your bombs for children’s hospitals

[Cap'n Kurtz @KatanaCeo]

@baseballcrank @KelseyTuoc Someone times the nicest thing your able to say to someone is nothing

[Cap'n Kurtz @KatanaCeo]

@WoWForeverMemes Reply

[Cap'n Kurtz @KatanaCeo]

@AngieNixon @BenjaminPDixon You did great!!

[Cap'n Kurtz @KatanaCeo]

@DonutOperator lol

[Cap'n Kurtz @KatanaCeo]

@TheAKGuy your gonna lose to her by double digits you unhinged fuckwad

[Cap'n Kurtz @KatanaCeo]

@IsabellaMDeLuca AMERICA IS SICK AND TRIED OF YOUR ISRAELI BULLSHIT

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Give it a try! #GregAbbottChallenge

[Red Lion Politics @lion_politics]

I’m going to be sick