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i know where my towel is

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

Why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft?

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft.

The study took two years and cost over 1.2 million pounds.

The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject.

They were convinced that the results of the British study were incorrect.

After three years of research at a cost of in excess of 2 million Euros, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study.

The Aussies didn't really trust British or French studies.
So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around 75 dollars (three cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete.

They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off the end and hitting you in the forehead.

[Stef The Alter Nerd @StefAlterNerd]

You would be forgiven if you didn’t know that the retrial into the two brothers accused of that brutal assault on the police officers at Manchester Airport in 2024 has just started but why is the media silent on this? What are they trying to hide from us?

[Paul Weston @PWestoff]

The retrial of a brace of Mohammeds was delayed for almost a year to let the anger die down. It is now set for the 13th of April this year. Keep the pressure on our Traitor Class and let everyone know.

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

Ahmad Al-Sharaa is a “former” terrorist

Here he is, posing with two heads he has cut off

Keir Starmer just welcomed this man to No. 10 Downing Street for a state visit.

[HJB News @HJB_News__]

I still can’t believe what I witnessed today can you?

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨🇬🇧 Meanwhile today in the UK

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer is currently hosting Ahmad Al-Sharaa - a former ISIS Terrorist in No.10 Downing Street.

Here is Mr Al-Sharaa discussing the necessity of suicide bombers as part of the Jihad cause.

[silvasurfer @pghoner]

Retweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

[Restore Network @RestoreNetwork_]

FUCK ISLAM

[Yossi Goldstein @YossiGoldstein8]

This is extremely disrespectful, don't repost this.

[🫵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Dunky🇬🇧🫵 @blacklab_14]

Holy fvck 😳
51 convicted child abusers in the Labour Party , let that sink in ! then cast your next vote wisely next time but read again 1st
51 CONVICTED of crimes against CHILDREN
Labour are the pedophile party

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

Starmer is set to make the evil Pygmy Sadiq KHUNT, a Lord.

The fancy dress department do not make ermine robes that small. A fleet of tiny hamsters are being fattened up for their fur.

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Can we all Retweet and Share Please.
We all want to know what is happening with the Violent thugs who broke a female police officer’s nose at Manchester Airport.

@YvetteCooperMP @ukhomeoffice

[Benonwine @benonwine]

In 2021, the Speaker told Boris Johnson TWICE to answer questions at PMQs that’s right TWICE!

So the Speaker does step in and force the Prime Minister to answer questions it just depends if he wants too, how Strange 🤷‍♂️

Now we’re told “nothing can be done.”

So which is it?

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

🚨And there you have it.

Lindsay Hoyle misled the house by omitting the fact that he has the power to pause proceedings and ask the prime minister to answer the question.

He was quite happy to do this with Boris, but he REFUSES to do it with Keir Starmer.

Absolute disgrace.

[ged @katanaged]

@Neccccy If its the only way to beat the labour muslim party then yes

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

STILL NO SENTENCE !!!

[GB News @GBNEWS]

POLL OF THE DAY: Should mass public prayer events be banned in Britain? VOTE NOW https://t.co/yalmGBbiuR

[Kevin Edger @KEdge23]

Hands up if you’ve had your council tax bill for the next year and it’s going up! 🙌🏼

Mine wasn’t frozen, it’s gone up.

Labour lied to get into power.

“Labour would freeze your council tax”

“Not a penny more on your council tax”

“No ifs, no buts”

Lies, lies, and more lies.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨BREAKING: RUPERT LOWE SAYS ISLAMIC PRAYER IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE 👇

Sadiq Khan lead an army into Trafalgar Square yesterday to show Islamic Dominance of London

We must stop the Islamisation of the UK