kids are OBSESSED with page counts — probably more than anyone else
they literally gloat to their parents, teachers, and friends about how many pages they read (especially in elementary school)
🎂 Empezamos el día celebrando.
¿Puede haber mejor manera de arrancar la previa de las semis?
¡¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS a Lamine y Víctor!!
#VamosEspaña | #CopaMundialFIFA
Reminder that when you say something is ‘fascinating’ you are actually saying you have been enchanted by this guy – Fascinus, the embodiment of the divine phallus. ‘Fascinate’ derives from the Latin verb ‘fascinare’, meaning to bewitch through the magical power of the fascinus.