iris🍉

#1 chappell roan fan

[iris🍉 @katarasloopiess]

Doja Cat calls out Howie Mandel for sharing a confidential picture of her prolapsed asshole on TikTok:

“That’s like borderline snake shit. He shared information that I didn’t feel comfortable with him sharing… It feels like a weird power play. I already said some shit to him.”

[Alexandra F. Baldwin @VerumVulnero1]

Scots at an Irish bar in Boston is like a global celebration of the act of taking pride in humiliating the English

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

new york is so up it’s actually insane

[katie @imunchfemme]

the fans who got tickets say it was the easiest presale they’ve ever experienced, meanwhile there are fans who were hand picked by god to suffer

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[ian @jbvessel]

“phoebe bridgers presale was the least stressful” yeah because you had day 1…fuck you ticketmaster

[⋆ @mayjail3rx]

respectfully stay away from the presale if you never had to put yourself on a phoebe bridgers listening ban

[jenny 🦩 @IittleIotte]

wasn’t able to get phoebe bridgers tickets even though i was under 3,000 in the ticketmaster queue

[katie @imunchfemme]

omg I just wanted one ticket for phoebe I even joined early still had 11k in front of me and this is what I get

[iris🍉 @katarasloopiess]

@sourcebridgers not me🫩

[iris🍉 @katarasloopiess]

me becoming the first casualty of the phoebe bridgers ticket war

[iris🍉 @katarasloopiess]

phoebe bridgers tickets selling out as soon as my turn on the presale queue happens im going to kill myself right now

[iris🍉 @katarasloopiess]

phoebe bridgers tickets selling out as soon as my turn on the presale queue happens im going to kill myself right now

[a @boopyape]

He’s not complaining about not getting to play straight characters YOU IDIOTS. In comedy, “straight-man” is the normal one in the sketch, the only one who lives in the same reality as the audience.

[Becca 🍀 @futchgenius]

the worst person you know is trying to get phoebe bridgers tickets

[Leon @demonlike_judge]

You're gonna have to hear me out on this but its so normalized for people to prioritize their romantic partners over friendships. Suddenly when i tell them a secret their partner knows too. If their partner becomes their new #1 and theyre still my #1 it feels isolating

[annie ✮ @lamew1tch]

the way all three of these shows had the shittiest endings imaginable

[lana @lavillanelleee]

being a fangirl is my #passion and NO it's not something i will grow out of with age thank you for listening

[David @Justtdavid_]

you could literally be depressed for a year and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated.

[shae is a lost boy @mytearsricoshae]

this pb3 concept might be coming home to us. welcome back phoebe bridgers ⚔️🔮