Kat Asharya

writer, film curator/programmer, toddler wrangler, lover of clothing.

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@SpiritAirlines I have to cancel my flight to Austin due to an event cancellation because of Austin's declared local disaster/state of emergency over
#coronavirus. Will you be refunding those affected?

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My life is effectively a series of information silos.

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Boys aged 10-12 are so hard to buy (nonelectronic) presents for. So I bought a can of "thinking putty" and hope for the best.

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"Once again, my life has been worsened by a brush with musical theater!" #BojackIsBack

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"Holding back tears is like spanking your inner child." #BojackIsBack

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"The darkness is a metaphor for darkness." #BojackIsBack

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New favorite thing to read on the Internet: subreddits arguing over celebrities' Myers-Briggs types.

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Where is the "street" in street style these days? Is the street like "Las Vegas on Mars"? The lounge in a high-end boutique gym? A point of contact in the space-time continuum where the folds of the 90s rub up against futuristic Patagonia?

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Honestly I often mistake a lot of new-school Gucci for Ed Hardy. #fashionthoughts #butilovetheshoes

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Every time my toddler has a tantrum and tries to trash the room, I pretend I’m watching a tiny 90s Johnny Depp impersonator and things get a little better. #momlife

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"Mellow dramatic" might be my favorite misspelling ever.

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"There's got to be more to life than being an influencer on Instagram." #Overheard

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Soooo tempted to write a thinkpiece called "What is up with chicks and rosé still?"

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One should never have life-altering revelations on an empty stomach.

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@MrsAudiac I spit on this "content"!

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Some days I want to scream "I AM A WRITER, NOT A CONTENT PRODUCER."

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Child's pose for my toddler means "It's time for the child to sit on mom's head." #yoga #SundayMorning

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@illusClaire I was just thinking now everyone is 40 & either wearing Celine or back to punk dress b/c money is going to something else.

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Mom o'clock: when the kid goes down for sleep and the party on my iPad begins. #momlife

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Now THAT was a twist ending. #Oscars #BestPicture #moonlight #RightOn