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ABANDONED ACCT Leading cloud education for Cardinal Health - previously AWS. I nerd out about weird stuff like ☁️👩🏼‍💻 and 🏈😻 you have been warned

[kattttttt @katastrophe0411]

Group pic: 4 years ago today at Re:Play with my loves.

Today: watching the #reInvent keynote by @aselipsky with the same shirt🥰 (it’s a wonder it still fits post pandemic)

[kattttttt @katastrophe0411]

Whatever comes next I’ll be there (if magically it becomes Twitter again, ayyyyyy🎉) I won’t delete my account because I own what I’ve said but I just am removing the app. ✌🏼❤️ y’all

[kattttttt @katastrophe0411]

For mental health I may need to just delete Twitter. It sucks because I’ve connected with so many people who inspired me and my career and drive to learn so to you - THANK YOU❤️

Please find a way to keep in touch, insta is kathrynmagee94 and LinkedIn is https://t.co/HhilwU4FdA

[kattttttt @katastrophe0411]

The smell of skunk that hits you when you walk out of the airport in Ohio is what makes me want to leave daily

[kattttttt @katastrophe0411]

It’s been 18 days since I’ve seen the wiggly butts I call children (aka my pets).

I’m sure many of you can understand how EXCITED I am sitting on this plane knowing it’s less than 3 hours till I can hug them again❤️

Thanks @Delta for everything you’ve done to get me home😻🐶

[A.J. Bauer @ajbauer]

That Eli Lilly prank changed the Twitter game:

New goal isn't getting more and more people to laugh at terrible puns, it's getting Elon Musk sued by bigger and bigger multinational corporations until he files for bankruptcy.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The verified brand situation is getting out of control. Quick thread of twitter blue brands, and brands who might be pissed off at Elon right about now.

[litquidity @litcapital]

Twitter Blue erased a few billion in market cap for Lockheed Martin

[kattttttt @katastrophe0411]

If Twitter goes down, I want to remember this

[Jenn Takahashi @jenntakahashi]

Should I create a Best of Dying Twitter

[kattttttt @katastrophe0411]

@venikunche @ASpittel Hi! I’m Kat and I am a mgmr in tech. My entire career has been cloud computing and has moved into a personal passion❤️ looking for a mgmt role in cloud arch/sec/build. My top strengths are activator & harmony😊

I respond best to DMs to continue! https://t.co/HhilwU5d38

[Matt Lewis @m_lewis]

The #AWS #QLDB team have rolled out the capability to permanently redact data in a ledger, whilst still maintaining data integrity and cryptographic verification. Now you can benefit from immutable data, and still meet all strict data protection laws https://t.co/5vhoThyS0T

[Kyle Becker @kylenabecker]

Walker vs. Warnock is knotted at 49% each with LIBERTARIANS pulling 2%, mostly from GOP.

LOLbertarians. Every time. Except nobody's laughing.

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

Nevada has begun counting votes https://t.co/6l9pHwEj3x

[Darrel Rowland @darreldrowland]

Good morning, Ohio!
Your election polls are officially open.
You've got 13 hours to get there...or you're not allowed to complain about state government for the next four years.

[kattttttt @katastrophe0411]

They aren’t even trying to hide racism and sexism anymore.

[Zach Vorhies / AI Google Whistleblower @Perpetualmaniac]

@antoniogm The stories coming out of Twitter is going to provide evidence of the borg trying to take over. It’s happening at every big company. The heart of the rot is with the DEI group. They are actively destroying companies. And until last week, it was wrong think to point it out.

[kattttttt @katastrophe0411]

@__steele @dougmoscrop It depends as all Amazonians love to say 😂 if you want performance with this, the more partitions you can create with a filter for the data source the better.

[kattttttt @katastrophe0411]

@__steele I feel like the get rate wouldn’t be the issue with getting to the stream more than with the cosumers?

Unless you have some type of compression happening? (I don’t know if kinesis allows that, I only work with Kafka)

[kattttttt @katastrophe0411]

I interrupt your fire of Elon musk terribleness to tell you we lost a childhood legend today - Rip Aaron Carter. 😔

His battle w/ mental health was well known as he was older and it’s 💔 to watch a young life end without the help he needed to live fully. #MentalHealthMatters

[kattttttt @katastrophe0411]

The worst part about this is I can’t trust that the data @elonmusk talks about is verified… That he didn’t just make it up to push his narrative that his content moderation is working and I guess that’s just where society is today