mommy bahama

my pronouns are yes chef/thank you chef

[mommy bahama @katataat]

i had a dream about finding my dream pair of vintage cowboy boots… is this what finally accepting my texas roots looks like?

[mommy bahama @katataat]

just overheard a white woman say “oh it’s just so dangerous” as she passed the wetzel’s pretzels in the mall food court

[mommy bahama @katataat]

@notkendalnope NOOOOOO chartreuse green is my favorite! But I forgive you

[mommy bahama @katataat]

if you start to see me getting super ~artsy~ on my ig out of the blue plz check on me i am not doing well ✨

[erika @yeeeerika]

we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)

[mommy bahama @katataat]

@notkendalnope biiiiig nap enthusiast over here 🙋🏻‍♀️

[mommy bahama @katataat]

@notkendalnope DEAD

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

man i just do not know how to act around warm bread

[mommy bahama @katataat]

@notkendalnope @yclek_nielk I NEED ALL THOUGHTS AND REVIEWS STAT

[mommy bahama @katataat]

@notkendalnope YES PLEASE. I need all the updates of your life. But most importantly - lesbian ultimatum

[mommy bahama @katataat]

@notkendalnope I’m fully in

[mommy bahama @katataat]

@RagerRaver https://t.co/2pDLLpSz4c

[🦋 @REIFOREIGN]

BRUHHHHH IN FRONT OF THE KIDS THO?

[mommy bahama @katataat]

I didn’t know true happiness until I started watching ASMR rug cleaning videos

[mommy bahama @katataat]

@notkendalnope this just fucking killed me

[mommy bahama @katataat]

played marry fuck kill with a fish tank last night. how was your friday?

[Zachary Piona @Zachpiona]

First date idea: Chilis and Cocaine Bear

[mommy bahama @katataat]

I can’t look at Michelle Pfeiffer without typecasting her as her role as cat woman in the 1992 cinematic masterpiece “Batman Returns” and I will not be apologizing

[mommy bahama @katataat]

eating queso and drinking tequila at the bar with airpod noise cancelling mode ON

[Power Simp @the_wagness]

Showering with my girl call me Lather Vandross

[mommy bahama @katataat]

@yclek_nielk @notkendalnope

[mommy bahama @katataat]

@yclek_nielk @notkendalnope LIFE ALERT!!!!!! “Help I have fallen and cannot get up”