Katie Martens

[Katie Martens @katatoes]

That’s nucking futs!

[IMDb @IMDb]

What's the movie quote you've said the most in your life?

[Katie Martens @katatoes]

Being a parent on social media:
Twitter: your baby is going to get omicron you piece of garbage!!!!
Insta: don’t tell your baby “good job”, it will harm them more than drugs

[Katie Martens @katatoes]

@gabsters93 I’m with you. And sometimes I can’t stand these people so much that I can’t bear to watch. But gimme just one more season.

[Katie Martens @katatoes]

@gabsters93 No, I need more. I need Roman to be punched.

[Katie Martens @katatoes]

@gabsters93 …how?

[Katie Martens @katatoes]

@chrissyteigen Best: Reese’s cups, Twix
Worst: Smarties, flavored Tootsie Rolls, Whoppers

[University of Arkansas @UArkansas]

Today we remember #UARK alumna Sara Low and the other 2,752 people who lost their lives 20 years ago in the terrorist attacks on September 11. We will never forget. 🇺🇸

Photo:
American flags encircle a maple tree planted as a memorial to alumna Sara Low.

[Paul Scheer @paulscheer]

I’m never as succinct or as eloquent as this. I’m glad someone else is…

[Katie Martens @katatoes]

@gabsters93 Congratulations!!!

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Am I the only woman who screams internally because so many people suddenly are so committed to the concept of your body being your business and what you do with it being your choice?

[seed oil soldier 🫡 @BIMBOMINDSET]

Ed hardy in the 2000s

[Scott Seiss @ScottSeiss]

“I’m not gonna get the vaccine”

[Katie Martens @katatoes]

@gabsters93 Wtf!!

[Katie Martens @katatoes]

@Jabrunni Same, we started it the other night

[Katie Martens @katatoes]

@Just_Aramis Had no idea until a couple months ago!!

[Katie Martens @katatoes]

I need season 3 of Succession immediately

[Matt Goldich @MattGoldich]

If you’re in line to have sex with Bill Gates, STAY IN LINE! They have to let you

[John Early @bejohnce]

I ASSURE you whatever ur anxious ab tonight is utterly real and could have been prevented (by you)

[FANGORIA @FANGORIA]

Can we hire this guy https://t.co/CNHyRNZRs6