busty potato farmer

she/her

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

What’s it called when you are convinced everyone is mad at you all the time forever and also you’re overweight

[arrabella @lesannies]

something about leaving your uncleaned apartment..the mess clings to your presence somehow, the strangers know about my dirty dishes in the sink by the way my tote bag keep slipping off my shoulder. I’m scattered. my movements are heavy with the clutter I left behind in my home

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Crazy that if you get beheaded by a guillotine you automatically get a bob

[Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend'' @sofiabuffgf]

Literally every character is dressed like a mime and every shot is filled with prop rats. Also the plot is a t4t riff off Romeo and Juliet. 10/10

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

How I feel when the Trader Joe’s cashier tells me what I good job I did picking out yummy things

[jordan @Jordanbloked]

I will be throwing a party on the 29th for the greeting of Ms. Mini Moon and a goodbye rager for her on the 25th to see her off diva we are SO excited to have you

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

the seven dwarfs to snow white:

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[James Topham @JamesTophamWord]

Snap and Crackle after visiting the hospital

[Hük Dawn Fonnicks @ndrewraymond]

me drunk in the club after getting my dentures knocked out and the bouncer asks if I’m okay

[aj 🧷 @ajjordanphoto]

please, diva was my father. call me boots

[macklin @saintmacklin]

Need this on a t-shirt so freaking bad

[nick @NickKvcc]

made a small mistake at work

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

you got a fast car
i got a plan to get us out of here

[Legendary demi-hottie Li’l 🌳 @karengeier]

Stanley cups are a powerful symbol you do not live anywhere remotely walkable

[Refaat in Gaza 🇵🇸 @itranslate123]

If I must die, let it be a tale.

#FreePalestine
#Gaza