The Isle of Sodor: the map.
As everyone seems to be talking about fictional transport solutions in the Irish Sea today, hereβs another one. Source: https://t.co/fUgLr8NDwt
How the seasons work in the UK:
Jan - Cold
Feb β Still Cold
Mar β Still cold but snow now
Apr - Rain
May β More rain
Jun β Why is it still raining
July - BEES
Aug β Oh god it is so hot
Sept β I miss the heat
Oct β Heat is simply a memory
Nov - Cold
Dec β Cold but with capitalism
When I worked at the Merry Hill centre we called the security guards Brierley Hill Cops. Thatβs quite a funny joke...if youβre in DY1 postcode. #TOTP
Luke How Far I've Come:
A) Generic Lemon-Haired Ken Doll Luke
B) Black-Haired Semi-Conscious Adult-Diaper Luke
C) Pumped-Up Roid-Rage With Balcony You Could Do Shakespeare From Luke
D) Senior Citizen Jedi Pension-Plan Future Force-Ghost Luke
#CollectEmAll