Kat Bateman

...some kind of abstraction.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

White peacock in flight

[Kat Bateman @katbateman]

Went to @Wendys a couple nights ago in pittsford and when I asked how old does someone need to be to work there the Employee said “15” I said “oh great!” The they said “not to sound totally racist but this is the whitest one, all the others are so ghetto.”
…yikes girl

[Kat Bateman @katbateman]

Hate how one day I can do anything and everything and feel so great and then the next three days I’m like a pile of garbage…

[Kat Bateman @katbateman]

@classiclowlife Well human meat tastes a lot like pig meat…
I mean have you ever licked raw bacon? It’s prolly not too far off🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kat Bateman @katbateman]

Shoes got no right removing my socks when I slide them off …I’m done with you bros!

[Kat Bateman @katbateman]

I don’t trust people who say they hate musicals.

[Kat Bateman @katbateman]

No seriously, I came up with the idea for Toy Story

[Kat Bateman @katbateman]

Also may have a problem because on all my forms I filled out today I dated as 2021…and the only reason I found out it was 2022 was because of looking at comments on twitter…

[Kat Bateman @katbateman]

You know you got a problem when you’re ecstatic to use your new special mop to wash the walls and foot boards in your house…

[Kat Bateman @katbateman]

Do I really not care about the super bowl and the halftime show or am I horribly depressed?

[Kat Bateman @katbateman]

Also…I’m so damn ugly when I wake up that my Face ID fails to work EVERY TIME until about 1:00pm…So if you’re feeling ugly, just remember you still got time for that daily glow up QUEEN!!

[Kat Bateman @katbateman]

Just when the day seemed like it couldn’t end fast enough, something happens that makes you never want it to end ☀️🌿

[Kat Bateman @katbateman]

@Buncahn Autocorrects “gave” to “have” every time but never corrects me when I type “HAPPY BORTHDAY!”

[Kat Bateman @katbateman]

@nicholasmegalis I’m trying to do more things that make me feel alive and in turn happy☀️

[Kat Bateman @katbateman]

Make happiness a priority and be gentle with yourself in the process☀️🌿

[Kat Bateman @katbateman]

People who crap in other people’s house and don’t spray or light a match…what is it like to have that level of soundness of mind? #anxietythoughts

[Em Harriss @EmHarriss]

They’re all together again. #ripbettywhite 💔💐

[Kat Bateman @katbateman]

@CherchezLaLinda Bahaha I just read that as “i wrote it on a pumpkin” -I was like damn girl that’s commitment lol -someone’s got Halloween on the brain

[EDubs @Emily_Grace_19]

Stuff Girls Lie About (pt.9) #Stuffgirlslieabout (Vine by @katbateman) https://t.co/s7VfVa1DjA

[Kat Bateman @katbateman]

About to see @danieltosh in #rochesterny I LOVE THIS DUDE!! I'm so EXCITED!!! #danieltosh