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okie, storyteller, public schools advocate, recovering horse girl. she/her. all opinions my own. except the dumb ones. :)

[kb @katbeeee]

if i hear or read one more comment about southern/red states deserving to be punished for restrictive policy or about moving to a blue state i will resort to pulling out all of my hair

[lav ☀️ @lavsraindrops]

better than revenge taylor’s version is better than stolen

[kb @katbeeee]

kids of the future by the jonas brother from the soundtrack of meet the robinsons the motion picture is my favorite protest song

[kb @katbeeee]

why is it that the interns at my nose dr are so hot? i dont want 6'4" midwestern jfk witnessing my nose get picked. how can i find the dr husband of my dreams in these conditions?

[kb @katbeeee]

i either need to move out or start lifting because my little brothers started lifting and they're so intense im scared all the sibling bullying i thought was lighthearted is going to bite me

[kb @katbeeee]

nothing hotter than a man with his beanie rolled slightly too high and an iphone that is 6 generations behind and a screen so broken he kinda has to squint at it

[kb @katbeeee]

oh to be a man alone eating boiled eggs in a park

[kb @katbeeee]

how do u explain to ur friend at a totally normal and fine and cool religious ceremony that no contact with her for 5 hours has led u to believe she is being human sacrificed because u have that much pent up anxiety

[Erin Christy @Erin_Christy]

We can't get over this in the newsroom---this is the most significant power outage since 2007 and the acting governor didn't know he was acting governor. Wow!

[kb @katbeeee]

time will now be divided into bbmt (before barbie movie trailer) and abmt (after barbie movie trailer)

[kb @katbeeee]

@GregoryHardinII oh to have access to a 2003 ok public school budget

[kb @katbeeee]

where was lizzie mcguire from? how were they able to afford a school trip to italy? because they certainly weren't from a public school. have you SEEN public school budgets

[kb @katbeeee]

@agw3000 https://t.co/NsZsztQ2D3

[kb @katbeeee]

im literally begging u to shop at my silly redbubble site. how else am i going to sell my catoosa whale and okc cock ring stickers

[kb @katbeeee]

i got harassed by a 6th grader via email today but i also released my book on kindle. so all in all pretty good day.

[kb @katbeeee]

@breannaaa418 it will be available on amazon!!

[kb @katbeeee]

i have a book coming out may 15 and so now when i tell people i am a writer and they ask what i have written i have an answer that isn’t “bad rom com drafts from class”