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Attempts at comedy interspersed with bouts of total silence. 30 year old professional idiot. He/him.

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@elonmusk is this how this all happened?

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@Blazerba36 I don’t know who Dallas or Turner are but good for them.

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@JoeyT_151 Do you have a Bruster’s or Handel’s near you? They do scoops of all kinds of flavors in waffle cones, and I know they’re all over the country.

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@aSpicyCow I think he just got bent out of shape because of your OF

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@aSpicyCow r/funny is like notoriously the most toxic moderation team on the whole site, and that’s saying something

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@aSpicyCow 😘💦

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@JoeyT_151 Their best

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@aSpicyCow Why tho

[shachi 🌼 @shachimu]

you can have this plump orca

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@kureijiollie Mine does

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@aSpicyCow @Caileykatts Have fun, then!

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@aSpicyCow @Caileykatts Do you have a passport?

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@Blazerba36 This could be us but you playin

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@WumpusCentral Yeah, no. Get fucked. We’ve been over this.

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@aSpicyCow

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@aSpicyCow You’d rather be peed on than most things

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@aSpicyCow

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@Blazerba36 c:

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@aSpicyCow 😨

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@UnstPhoenix @LeonWagner17 @lizbianjailbird Somehow I missed that, but makes picturing Bae saying/doing those things a little closer to reality.

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@UnstPhoenix @LeonWagner17 @lizbianjailbird WAIT THAT’S HER I THOUGHT IT WAS A FAN ACCOUNT