WHY ARE DUTCH BROS BROISTAS SO NICE?! THEN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT WITH THEIR BIG ASS SMILE AND “WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEAVE A TIP? ITS TOTALLY OPTIONAL!” 🤣 yes i’m yelling. LOL
every toddler mom (& don’t even lie! 😂) enjoying every second their sweet little baby is while they are sleeping cuz the second they wake up the little monster is up again!! 🤣🤣🤣 my knoxy is THE literal sour patch kid.
shoutout to my father in law who is watching knox this morning as i ran errands & had a little me time. which really is just having a dutch bros while walking around kohl’s after i did my amazon returns 🤣
you don’t know what it is to restrain yourself until your one year old smacks you across the face just cuz they’re tired and can’t find their comfort spot laying down. 🙄