Kat Caulfield

meow

[Kat Caulfield @katcaulfield]

i can't believe the worst players made it to the final three, so disappointing. if Andy wins, i will lose all faith in this show. #BB15

[Kat Caulfield @katcaulfield]

@ChelseaHouska Happy 4th Birthday Aubrey!! :) you must be so proud!

[Kat Caulfield @katcaulfield]

@kaylahogan15 @DJ_BL3ND jealous you got to meet him!! lucky girl!

[Paul Sheppard, PhD🧠 @PaulSheppardPhD]

*tastes pasta* "Hmm, needs more wine"
*tastes wine* "Hmm, needs more wine"

[Paul Sheppard, PhD🧠 @PaulSheppardPhD]

Right armpit kind of smells like pizza. Left armpit smells like armpit.

[Paul Sheppard, PhD🧠 @PaulSheppardPhD]

Instantly in a better mood now that some meat-neck has called me a "fucking asshole" :D
#CBTGsBeerCloset

[Chelsea DeBoer @ChelseaHouska]

Don't ask me how I came across this...but i was on the internet and saw these glitter pills that make your poop GLITTERY 😧😧😧😧😧💩✨

[Kat Caulfield @katcaulfield]

mew

[Kat Caulfield @katcaulfield]

meeeeeow... i never use this thing, but somehow i have 25 followers? my cat only has 14 so i guess that's good.

[Kat Caulfield @katcaulfield]

loves post-coital joints followed by a feeed!

[Kat Caulfield @katcaulfield]

braaaaaains...

[Kat Caulfield @katcaulfield]

snooze buttons should exist on everything. sweet dreams!

[Kat Caulfield @katcaulfield]

sleeeeeeep........zzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz.......... -_-

[Kat Caulfield @katcaulfield]

@H_Caulfield i'll give you cigarettes if you'll hold my hand for a while. we can meet by the duckpond?

[Kat Caulfield @katcaulfield]

uggghh my belly is so hungry....... i think i was s'posed to be in school an hour ago. uh-oh!!

[Kat Caulfield @katcaulfield]

it's five in the morning and i'm sitting on my bed with Dexter (@dexterkitten) listening to Puscifer! (@mjkeenan) much love to both ^_^ <3<3

[Kat Caulfield @katcaulfield]

coughing myself to death

[Kat Caulfield @katcaulfield]

i have found my life path; writing and filming zombie porn.

[Kat Caulfield @katcaulfield]

a tout le monde, a tout mes amis, je vous aimes... je droit partir. these are the last words i'll ever speak, and they'll set me free!

[Kat Caulfield @katcaulfield]

gettin' ready for school... grumble grumble