Kitty K.

Writing, horror movies, vintage style, and the occasional sleep paralysis.

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

Nickelodeon should reboot Aaah! Real Monsters, but with members of the alt-right this time. #fascism #nickelodeon #goodnightaltright #antifa

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

@hardwick watching Funcomfortable after watching a few episodes of @midnight . Miss you. What have you been working on?

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

@iamjohnoliver Please interview grocery store associates to ask what aisle the porn is in. She’s claiming you can just grab it off the shelf! https://t.co/f5Grxi0iYb

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

I’m saving myself for Thunderdome. #thunderdome #MadMax #twomenenteronemanleaves

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

If you ever wake up feeling too sexy, just try putting on some pantyhose. That should fix it! #WednesdayWisdom

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

E: Is that a man? No, that’s a stick.
#My2018Motto #shitmybfsays #alldayeveryday

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

“Dairy Queen’s on the way to the shower.” #shitmybfsays #HANGRY

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

Twitter’s never been the same for me after they took @midnight away.

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

I wonder how many pets are getting punched by VR noobs. #poorkitties #DayAfterChristmas

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

Older generation act like #Millennials have no courage and take no risks, but I’m tweeting from my smartphone in a bubble bath so I’m not sure where that hatred’s coming from. #SundayFunday #MissUniverse2017

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

People are surprised that the man who grabs women by the pussy would side with #RoyMoore. #Trump #DrainThePervertSwamp

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

If #cooking is really a "woman's job", why are the cabinets in the kitchen so high?! #mythbusted #FakeNews #suckonthatgentlemen

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

@gbrandonwood @Stranger_Things Especially in the 80's.

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

Where r the happy mediums? Do I have to choose between old woman who lived in a shoe or sexy fire hydrant? #HappyHalloween #TuesdayThoughts

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

@BrentMorin Just watched your standup special on Netflix with my mom. Best standup I've seen in a long time! We both have crushes!

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

I can't even imagine lol. https://t.co/t7MnS8Md4s

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Anyone who thinks scientists like agreeing with one another has never attended a scientific conference.

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

@SYSKPodcast I'm 7 minutes into the Hinterkaifeck Axe Murders and you two struggling to pronounce German names has me in tears laughing.

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

#police #PoliceBrutality #Share #whereistheline #serveandprotect #policethepolice #BREAKING #Louisville https://t.co/OYkoDvbHDc

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

They're cutting this now. Don't let it go away. #ftp #PoliceBrutality #Copwatch

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

They're cutting this now. Don't let it go away. #ftp #PoliceBrutality #Copwatch

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

As a wht woman this is painful, but necessary.We take up so much space,even when we don't see it & think we're doing right. @workinhardmummy https://t.co/4zSHaWRhGC

[aisha mirza @uglyinahotway]

hello i wrote this v personal personal essay about white women for @BuzzFeed @reader pls enjoy https://t.co/iljUWS5okx

[Kitty K. @katcha1988]

@josh_um_clark OMG, this is one of the funniest things I have ever read!! 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️