KT

pineapple pizza activist 🍍🍕

[KT @katcowden]

You’re only cultured if you watched the “I Love the (insert decade)” series on vh1 as a kid

[Collin @burrell_collin]

Now that was some emotional damage #Euphoria

[Queer Eye @QueerEye]

us after every episode 😭✨

[Ned Fulmer @nedfulmer]

It’s jan 4 and I officially have inside sweatpants vs outside sweatpants

[MDJ | Danielle Jones, MD, FACOG @MamaDoctorJones]

Every Congress person gets 12 weeks paid parental leave as a term of their employment. We, the taxpayers, pay for their family leave, but they won’t vote to let us pay for ours.

[inefficient rhubarb snackowski @snackowska]

yes let’s debate whether it’s better to have one hour of sunlight on the way to work or on the way home from work rather than question whether the workday should be so long as to take up all the sunlight on a winter’s day

[🌹 Unc. @i__luv_dis_shit]

"For the next game, you must enter your FAFSA ID & password"

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

dream jobs:

• soup reviewer
• seer who prophesies your doom
• old lady who solves crimes in a little english village
• old lady who COMMITS crimes in a little english village

[Trinity G. @IAMTHETRINITY]

The founder of Spanx buying their 500+ employees 2 first class tickets to anywhere in the world and gifting each of them $10k on top of that is big CEO goals.

[KT @katcowden]

@DeKeeKeeO @MAFSLifetime Agreed, allowing emotional abuse to continue for higher ratings is gross and irresponsible

[NPR @NPR]

"The Great Resignation" is unlike anything we've ever seen before. One economist is working to understand how the effects of the pandemic are reshaping our economic choices — and rewiring our brains. (@planetmoney)
https://t.co/5u4qPN3c1R

[Briana Lin @bhock411]

Having a new kitten in the house these past few weeks has taught me 2 things. 1. No surface is safe from kittens. 2. I think the phrase "crazy cat lady" really means that the lady has a crazy cat, not that the lady is crazy. Because this kitten is nuts!!

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

Happy first day of Fall Out Boy! 🍁

[KT @katcowden]

Please explain why perfume commercials are so dramatic and intense but don’t even mention what the perfume smells like

[Asma Khalid @asmamk]

“I think the tragedy is that for most Afghans, the majority of which are under the age of 20, 65% have never experienced Taliban rule. So I think it's going to be a jarring experience for them,” @saadmohseni tells @NPRKelly

https://t.co/5YsBrhsMS9

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

my fall plans: the delta variant:

[NPR @NPR]

we can finally stop just listening to drivers license https://t.co/n5jcQ7tsut

[KT @katcowden]

I might need to call off for the entirety of September to get to all these concerts that are being announced 🙃😭