Kaaaat de Haaaan

Enthusiast.

[Kaaaat de Haaaan @katdehaan]

Me, when I’m asked to put “some numbers” in the slide deck

[Richard McElreath 🐈‍⬛ @rlmcelreath]

MS Paint is not a statistics program

[Kaaaat de Haaaan @katdehaan]

@kmtamurphy Having done research in this area, let me tell you trades people give up a lot in order to make those salaries, including their health and quality of life.

[Kaaaat de Haaaan @katdehaan]

Someone in a writing intensive I’m in described a speculum as a vaginal carjack, and I will never recover.

[Kaaaat de Haaaan @katdehaan]

“Trees can’t move - they just have to persist.” Was not expecting such top tier existential therapy from a tree scientist at a talk about the use of wood in architecture. @YellowBuckeye @hildebrand_arch

[Kaaaat de Haaaan @katdehaan]

@PavelASamsonov @chrisarvinsf Superior Market on Greene Ave and Cumberland has a very sweet Siamese mix named Brooklyn!

[Kaaaat de Haaaan @katdehaan]

The general tone of most user interviews:

[Ian Duhig FRSL @ianduhig]

"Just the sins! We're priests not feckin' psychotherapists!"

[Kaaaat de Haaaan @katdehaan]

@hitsmachines Yeah I can get see how getting yelled at in probabilities is nice little treat (over real human rage)

[Kaaaat de Haaaan @katdehaan]

Guy guy guys we’ve have people consulting “personas” for years, this ain’t new (just flashier)

[Sasha Costanza-Chock @schock]

Now class, can anyone tell me why this might be a bad idea?

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I do not give a flying FUCK about Fonts... Weirdo shit.

[Kaaaat de Haaaan @katdehaan]

Say what you will about Wisconsin but when I lived there I mostly got targeted adds for “The Forest” so at least they got that and cheese prices right

[Kaaaat de Haaaan @katdehaan]

@alexsteed I nominate @jaykaydee !

[Kaaaat de Haaaan @katdehaan]

@alexsteed A “You Are Bad, Actually” episode (but the “you” is systems that enable this skullduggery)?

[Kaaaat de Haaaan @katdehaan]

@AmericanAnthro (The usual way)

[Kaaaat de Haaaan @katdehaan]

@AmericanAnthro Trauma.

[ryan @RyanFMandelbaum]

i always get the sense that these tradposters have never left the city and would die eating a poisonous mushroom or get dismembered trying to operate farm equipment on their first day out

[Kaaaat de Haaaan @katdehaan]

Started playing Breath of the Wild, what kind of Constanza’s dad-ass tomfoolery is the name “Calamity Ganon”

[Kaaaat de Haaaan @katdehaan]

@RyanFMandelbaum I love their little angry honks

[Kaaaat de Haaaan @katdehaan]

Definitely getting old because while listening to Q-Tip I found myself wondering if he’s had trademark issues with the ear-cleaning company.