kat(taylor’s version)(from the vault)

who do you think you are I am (she/her)

[kat(taylor’s version)(from the vault) @katdennis14]

Why take seven 10-minute showers a week when you can just take one 70 minute shower on Monday

[ethel cain's fly @ethelfiles]

ethel cain on the election:

"if you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person."

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Finally adjusting to the sun setting so early….as long as it doesn’t start, say, an hour sooner, I should be okay….

[kat(taylor’s version)(from the vault) @katdennis14]

The greatest joy in life is watching a TV show and getting to talk to your coworkers about it every week when it comes out

[Viviennui @vivienigma]

there's gotta be at least one white guy willing to throw his life away to commit the act that will save this country from the impending fascist takeover, make the fucking news white boy

[kat(taylor’s version)(from the vault) @katdennis14]

In love with our gen z kayak guide who:
-wore Chappell Roan merch
-mentioned Lake Superior is 222 fathoms deep, which is the angel number for harmony and love
-told us how her friend found a dead body kayaking last year

[kat(taylor’s version)(from the vault) @katdennis14]

I love Dylan because I’ll say something like “you know, I think this is my fourth favorite Taylor Swift album” and he’ll go “WHOA”

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

There should be like a dozen seasons of Joe Pera

[Visakan Veerasamy @visakanv]

casually dropped banger from The House Bunny (2008)

[kat(taylor’s version)(from the vault) @katdennis14]

I asked my coworker a relatively simple question and they said “I don’t know… and I haven’t known for a long time”… poetry

[B N @BisHilarious]

I'm not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home

[kat(taylor’s version)(from the vault) @katdennis14]

@OGBRyMcfly I got boulder too!! Lmao

[kat(taylor’s version)(from the vault) @katdennis14]

Dylan’s nieces and nephews only call me Aunt Kathy and I’m thinking about just leaning into at this point

[kat(taylor’s version)(from the vault) @katdennis14]

@MichaelaOkla @kurthauser Look up wax sticks for wood scratches I haven’t used them myself though!

[a @soupsized]

i think i might be crazy but sometimes i see a tree reflect sunlight and break into tears

[g a b y @gabydvj]

female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. then thirty minutes later you get to trade

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Therapy isn’t enough I need to fight a Republican

[katie @katefeetie]

hearing my coworkers say "did you hear about that submarine" from across the room

[kat(taylor’s version)(from the vault) @katdennis14]

In our eras era (watching a livestream from the comfort of Kayla’s bed)

[kat(taylor’s version)(from the vault) @katdennis14]

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